Shipper Quotes, Page 2


(some on topic, some very much off)

Warning: Spoilage (for a lot more than just Farscape) is quite possible. Read at your own risk.

A lot of this is compiled late at night. Some are taken out of context. These might have been in chronological order at one point in the distant past.



"I am a pine tree, I am maple syrup - I am the Queen of Sap. (Pointless Sap. Sap with little bits of Fluff stuck to it...)" -- from Sarah's .sig file

"I know if I gave her a chance I'd probably feel sorry for her...or even--gasp!--like her, but my thumb gets itchy and I fast forward through all of the Chia scenes in Durka Returns. I'm sure I'll like her more in future episodes if she doesn't go after John, or if she does, Aeryn kicks her ass. (Oh wait, there won't be anything left to like if Aeryn pounds her into pulp...ah well.)" -- Donna

"So, am I to understand, from all these horrified reactions to the speedo thing, that there won't be any fic about mass alien skinny dippings?" -- Jen

"This is me on babble medicine (aka iced tea with lots of sugar...yes, I like iced tea!). You have been warned." -- Becca

"Is it just me or are all Spanish teachers like this? Mine is an incarnation of some evil demon. Let me put it this way: hers is the only room in the entire school with NO writing on the desks. No one would dare, they're all too scared of her. (Which lead to the one funny scene this morning when some strange kid walked into class and grabbed some papers off her desk! Now that wouldn't normally be too bad but this is MS. WACHTER. You don't do that and live. There was an audible thump as 16 jaws hit the floor.)" -- Rachel

Diane: "now i need a 130$ calculator..yeah, right...which comes w/ an insruction booklet the size of a small text book."
Rachel: "<choke> 130! What does it DO? Does it substitute as a phaser or something 'cause no caculator's worth that much unless it does."

"I'm also going to be out. I told my VCR if it messed up taping I would shred it into tiny pieces, boil those pieces in acid, and then shove whatever's left down the garbage disposal. (All I need is a garbage disposal.)" -- Rachel

"::tries in vain to refrain from laughing, fails, and promptly falls off the chair from hilarity...::" -- Koren

"*sigh* I was driving home from work when suddenly my Muse popped up in the backseat and started whacking me with her damn stick. I've *told* her that I absolutely *refuse* to take notes while driving down the road, but she simply won't listen." -- Sarah

"LOL Yeah... well... oh, my sarcasm is failing me. Time to close the Chem book." -- Jill

"This isn't exactly exciting news (I mean that would have to be along the lines of "NASA confirms that aliens from Farscape actually exist" or "Chiana gets thrown out an airlock by crew".) But it's news nonetheless." -- Tamar

"diane who knows she wrote all of this in 3rd person, which scares her deeeply...now if john would shut the hell up and let her sleep, all might be normal tommorow...."

"Warning: email contains repeated words of a possibly offensive (or attractive, depending on how you look...er, ok...look at it) and definitely crass nature." -- Liana, on the ass post

"Y'know, I think the word "ass" seems to be a favorite word for everybody on this show. Not only this ep, either. Rampant references to kicking ass, kissing ass (not to be confused with Zhaan kissing Rygel), sitting on one's ass. . .you get the idea. . .run all throughout the entire season. Not that I'm complaining. Er, and not that I was focusing on the ass issue. Uh, really. Ok, I think that's the most times I've said the word "ass" in an email. Ok, I should shut up now, ass imagery corrupting thought patterns. . .ass. . .ass. . ." -- Liana

"Of course, if she makes a (serious) play for John, I'll be forced to take an Epilady to her head." -- Sarah on (who else) Chia

"James thinks we should just put her hair back on the broom, where it belongs." -- Susan, again on Chia

"Aeryn: 'Chia, meet Gilina. Gilina, Chia, meet airlock.' ::shoves them out:: John: 'Aeryn! What did you do?!' Aeryn: 'I got rid of the competition.'" -- Aeryn

"I keep a voice activated recorder in my car because lately on long drives, My muse, who suffers from attention deficit disorder (i think), starts in with ideas. One day I had my window down and was dictating a story. I guess I got the attention of the driver next to me. All of a sudden Galen sticks his nose in and started telling me how his ship could concievably trackdown even a ship as far away as Moya. I guess I was tired because I just went 'Not now dammit!' That's when I realized the other driver had been listening to me because she pealed away from that traffic light like it was a drag strip. :)" -- Kevin

Becca: "(No, that does NOT mean I am going to turn this into a fic. Maybe. Possibly. Don't talk to me about that.)"
Sarah: "<stubbornly> I'm not talking. I'm typing."

"Did you notice it says "Suggest a Celeb"? Did it say that originally, or did we annoy them into specificity? Not that it stopped me, of course. And once I submitted it, I got the little message that said, "Thank you for suggesting *farscape-shippers*." But I had the distinct feeling the site was rolling its eyes at me. "Oh, brother, another one..." :)" -- Sarah, on the "who is sci-fi" thing

"Chiana's not 6 anymore!! She's more like 9 or 10 in this ep!! *G*" -- Jodie

"Alternate Universe, for when the people in charge piss you off so much that you have to go your own way. <G> " -- Becca

"**Jill** who wants fic, now, but doesn't want to send hers yet. *sighs* I have no right to complain about the lack of fic, really..."

"Aeryn, who's just found out what the padded walls are for"

"The only thing Flames are good for is Texas BBQ." -- Joanna

Cristin: "*Off for a Farscape marathon with her Plot Bunny Notebook and a pencil...*"
Sarah: "I'm having an insane mental picture of a fuzzy pink notebook...."

Sarah: "Social life? What's that?"
Rachel: "Can anybody provide a definition? I have heard this thing spoken of often, but have yet to have one."

Kim: "See, with all the grief you guys put me through (Becca, Natalie, Koren... who am I forgetting?! ::eyeing Sarah and Kevin cowering in a corner:: Hmmm...)"
Kevin: "I do not cower! (Said with as much idignation as can be mustered while giggling.) I lean against the wall and smirk about things.:) or alternately I hide under my bed and hope it all goes away <WG>"

"Hurricane Go away Go hit someone Up a ways" -- Dani

"You. Send. All. Of. This. Fic. ASAP. >:| I mean it. I do BAD things when I'm on fic writhdrawal... " -- Becca

"*thinks*...... *thinks harder*....... *thinks harder*.....*smells smoke*" -- April

"Ach, help me. I'm watching the news and here 'there are still 12 UN people in East Timor, still waiting for the peacekeepers,' and what immediately comes into my head? Yep, that's right sweety, a PK Commando ship landing in East Timor. *bangs her head on keyboard* I'm going insane. Not that I ever was sane..." -- Cristin

"Jo Who's mind never leaves the gutter...so much fun down here wallowing. *G*"

"Maybe he's just doing his Durka impersonation to impress Aeryn. <weg> :::runs away ducking incoming barrage of curly fries, flaming food cubes and little bolts of yellow light:::" -- Gray, on John in the ABL promo

"The one thing that saved me from throwing something at the tv was the fact that John was *not* into Psycho-Chick at all. He was totally suspicious of her, and except for the times that sensory overload caused his brain to fall beneath his belt buckle, he wanted very little to do with her." -- Sarah

"Snertching???? As in, 'to snertch'? One who 'snertches'? Oh, that was classic...." -- Sarah

Sarah: "Somebody has *got* to get Chia a new outfit - before they run into the Uncharted Territories version of PETA."
Anthony: "don't you mean the PTA ?"
Sarah: "Well, they probably wouldn't be too happy with a youngster running around like that, either, but I'm talking about People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Little too much fur on our Chiapet."

"When D'Argo told John to go after the bug, I about chucked something at the tv. Noooo, stay there! Shippy shippy!! Can't have shippy if you go the other way, dummy! ;)" -- Sarah

Gigi: "Unfortunately, I think the 'closer than you think' line was because she nearly fell for the guy"
Sarah: "Ahh, the key word - 'nearly'. Synonym to 'close'. And, as we all know, 'close' only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear weapons."
Cristin: "Oh, and don't forget school lunches. 'Well, that's 'close' to being a hamburger...'"

"I liked that. I mean, yeah, he was a good character, but flirting with one member of my shipper couples is NOT the way to get on my good side. So all through the episode, I was chanting, "Larraq can die, Larraq can die." And lo and behold--he did! I love this show!!! <G>" -- Becca

"And again, I'm *not* saying that I don't think that J/A belong together, b/c I think that they do. But they aren't at the point yet of a full-fledged relationship. So this kind of thing is going to be "in play" so to speak, and in the long run should help their relationship, rather than hurt it. And you may have had to have seen Eyes Wide Shut to know what I mean... it's the same kind of thing here. Only without the people in the weird masks- well, wait. We have people in weird costumes here too. Nevermind. <G>" -- Koren
"I got mine through a catalog. <mumble> 'What catalog?' <mumble> 'Where?' All right, I got my prom dress from Frederick's of Hollywood, okay?!!!? It was very nice and pretty and relatively cheap and when it came, the first thing my dad said was "If it has ANY velcro on it, it's going back!!!"" -- Sarah on prom dresses

"Donna, driven deliriously mad with e-mails" -- Donna

"My computer was named "boat anchor" awhile ago." -- April

"now my mom's doubting my sanity even further (hadda say it outloud...SIGH)" -- Diane

"diane who has got to learn not to just simply nod when her boss says 'can you work monday?'" -- Diane

"sorry i just thought of John/Ben running around in a nice little dress, carring rygel in a basket, and dancing w/ AEryn, Zhaan, and D'Argo...and i can't stop laughing...my mom is dialing South Oaks...." -- Diane

"(I'd nod, but when I do that, the room starts to spin)" -- Natalie

Natalie: "Learn? Is that what school's for?
-Natalie
I thought it was a social thing..."
Jodie: "You mean it's NOT a social thing?!?!?!? Hmmmmm that must be why I get yelled at all the time by those scary adults in the front of the room when I start chatting to my friends or the characters in my head while they're in the room!!"

"I don't know who Dureena is, but I wanna see Chia go out the airlock!" -- Natalie

"heeeere, muse-y, muse-y, muse-y..." -- Sarah

"I'm actually caring what happens to Chia. Hm. Well, I have been a little feverish lately." -- Natalie

"My Muse came home! Seriously, guys, appreciate your characters, you'll miss them when they go away!" -- Natalie "It's not optimism, it's denial." -- Tamar "Cuz Muse (her name's really Muse, it's cool) said she was talking with someone in Bermuda who might just be your Muse. She said she'll be back when she's gotten the perfect tan, so you never know." -- Natalie "I think I just love men, boys, or males of the species, be them good or bad. But I have to say, bad is more fun. Plus, you get the best lines." -- Joanna "Like I said elsewhere, I'm a self proclaimed Geek." -- Joanna "My phrase for the day: 'Dammit, where's my notebook!'" -- Natalie "Since when do we ever do things the normal way? Hmm?" -- Koren "She hasn't shown me a lot, but I do like calling her the 'psychothiefchick' over the "psychosmurf" as a friend calls her." -- Jo on Chia
Jill: "* None of the ideas expressed above are actually mine. They are told to me by Luthor and Ferdinand, the five inch tall space aliens who live under my desk. In return for these ideas, I have given them permission to eat any dust bunnies they may find under there."
Natalie: "You know, I had an arrangement like that with the killer dummy that lived under my bed. He didn't kill me, I let him live there rent-free."

"The Pixie Stix have yet to wear off" -- Natalie

Aeryn: "Thinks, Crais in speedos ::gags, runs screaming::"
Natalie: "Aeryn! I could have done *without* that image, thank you very much!"
Jen: "Oh goodness, thanks, I needed that..hey, how about Rygel in a speedo??? Woohoo!!!"
Rachel: "AHHHHHHH!!!!!! The horror! Seeing him in his underwear was enough thank you."

"Think, John in his underwear..." -- Natalie

"And don't worry, I don't think anyone here is completely stable." -- Rachel

"but whose visualization is so strong, by next season she'll probably be swearing she actually *saw* it -- did, yes I did, deed I did, uh-huh." -- Diana

"K, John never seems to stop talking to me. No matter what I do, it's blah blah blah write the fic blah blah." -- Natalie

"I like snow...if only it wasn't cold. Then it would be perfect." -- Becca

"Rachel trying to figure out how the language on this computer was changed to Norwegian" -- Rachel

"Here's hoping my VCR loves me..." -- Koren "Somebody slipped something into the orange juice I had at breakfast. I have been in a great mood all day" -- Becca "If they don't have resolution to HR, I will fly down to Australia (and I'm so bouncing-off-the-walls now, I could probably do it without need of a plane) and...do something drastic. Something bad. Yeah." -- Becca "*whimpers* this ep is making me frelling sick..." -- Jessi on TtLG "K, first off, it's getting easier for me to like Chia. I know, I'm a horrible person." -- Natalie "Aeryn's got the cheerleader ponytail again. Well, hey, thanks to HR, it looks like John played football, so they go together!" -- Natalie on TtLG "Three times John hurls. Um, clean up on aisle 7?" -- Natalie "I took notes during the episode, because I'm just sick like that" -- Becca "Jana says that it wasn't monumental enough to scream at the TV. I talked to it once or twice, but not really, yeah." -- Becca "How many rants have I done today? Not counting the more than 5 I gave at school." -- Tamar "diane needs sleep. diane couldn't read the 263 emails for two days, diane is now verypissed off b/c john has started anoying her about fanfic too...and diane couldn't consentrate all during eco today b/c the dude was doing this square thing, and had the word Fasade on the board, and that looked too much like FArscape to a person on 5 hrs sleep...and then in AP lit one of the characters in the story we hada read was named John...and again on 5 hrs sleep, all she kept thinking of was thaat tonight was friday, and she was gonna be home tow atch the 8 o'clock showing..." -- Diane "I admit that I missed the very last line of the ep, because I was too busy yelling 'Delvian Exhibitionist!!!' when Zhaan kissed Rygel" -- Tamar "Okay, are we all, like, repressing that 'Give me seven microts and we can come and go together'? That's going to come back to haunt him, and us too, I have no doubt." -- Dori "But still, am I the only one bothered by the fact that Chiana was not affected by the crazy red vomitorium dimension?" -- Donna
"I swear, I think I've passed the level of healthy attachment to a TV show." -- Natalie

"Snare drums are great to throw at people" -- Aeryn "I have to catch myself when I'm writing notes to people at work. Maybe I should just try putting in an emoticon in a note to my boss and see what happens..." -- Jenny "Now picturing Mulder and John in red speedos. Not a bad image. Though I happen to prefer trunks." -- Jenny "I'm just gonna start repling to my own fic for some reason." -- Aeryn "John Crichton and John Sheridan like to attack me together for some reason. Becca, you're not alone." -- Aeryn "My friends and I have a firm policy that cold weather is much better than hot (which is good, since I live in Wisconsin - -50 degrees in winter, not including wind-chill). We came to this conclusion through the fact that it's much easier to put more clothes on then take more off. There comes a point when, well, you can't take anymore off" -- Cristin "I think a cymbal would be a good thing to throw.." -- TJ
"Apparently, I have an obsessive-compulsive need to write tags to episodes, even when they have wonderful tags themselves." -- Becca

"who has to sing "Brian Thomas Littrell has no clean underwear" everytime she calls Brian from BSB by his full name" -- Jodie

"You mean I'm NOT the only one who has a list of shipperkids!!! Kewl!!!!! And here I was getting laughed at by my crazy best friend for making a list!!! Of course my list extends to which shippercouple's kids got married to diff shippercouple's kids and stuff but whatever" -- Jodie

"All grammar nitpicks are my pet peeves--I *am* the person who takes a red pen to published novels and corrects mispelled words, inserts commas, and does general typo-fixing, after all." -- Becca

Becca: "(Yes, I'm sick. Your point?)"
Kim: "Did it really take you this long to figure it out?! Hmmm, did I have a point? I doubt it..."

"Not much fun. I had Danziger-esque lines coming out of Crichton's mouth. <cringe> Not fun." -- Becca

"There are many people I would have liked to whack myself..." --Sarah

"Geez, my Farscape muse DEMANDS sad, painful, or otherwise depressing fic CONSTANTLY... not that I mind that so much, I love writing that stuff..." -- Jill (This is where Jillfic comes from)

"::tries in vain to refrain from laughing, fails, and promptly falls off the chair from hilarity...::" -- Koren

"Hi from Jessica - no, not you. Not you, either. *That* one. Hi, Jessica! Wait... oh, no. Another Jessica for me to screw up when I try to remember names... Let me apologize in advance." -- Sarah

"Good! I'm in withdrawal." -- Rachel

"Ahhhhhh!!!!!!! John and Aeryn KISSED!!!!!! I can't believe it! It was so cool. Isn't it pathetic how important these characters are to me? You know what, I don't care. I love Farscape!" -- Rachel

"<sigh> Is it possible to be jealous of your parents?" -- Rachel

"I think I have a basic grasp of Spanish. I could be delusional though." -- Rachel

Natalie: "Huh, the ones they're showing this week are the ones I haven't done Ramblings for. That's nice and convenient."
Donna: "You know what else is nice and convenient...I finally figured out the rhyme and reason to the eps they're showing this week. John has a SpaceBabe in each one, and I'm NOT talking about Aeryn! These are the eps when he gets to play Captain Kirk."

Natalie: "(So basically, I just hate Gilina for no reason.)"
Donna: "Heehee! You and me both"

"I am a prude, and proud of my prudish status!" -- Becca

""Now. Farscape. Oh. My. GOD!!!!!!!!! That was...incredible. The scene! tHe kiss! The D'Argo-interrupted sex scene! Well, that wasn't fun, but..."" -- Becca, in a portion of her Flax journal entry

"Who's mind never leaves the gutter...so much fun down here wallowing." -- Jo

"All you see is him stand up, and you can catch the underwear. That's all. Wow, imagine if they'd actually let him go commando..." -- Natalie

Natalie: "Who needs a date. Now."
Sarah: "Ummm...can I order one of those, too? *sigh*"
Natalie: "If I find out how, I'll let you know."
Rachel: "Any way we can clone a couple? I need one too."

Natalie: "Yep, Ben in boxer briefs. April, get a screen grab of that?"
Jodie: "Yes April!! Screengrabs of that would be verrrrrryy verrrrrrry good!!"
April: "Yep, I can get him in his boxers. In fact, I think I have him in his boxers...."
Natalie: "I love you, April, you *rock*!"
April: "I do have him naked/sorta, in bed with 'what's-her-name'....."

"I want a WAV of John clucking like a chicken. Can someone make this happen?" -- Natalie

"'I have wondered what goes on in there.' 'Not a lot. I'm a guy.' Gotta remember that line for when my friends and I have our little ice-cream-binges/boyfriend-just-dumped-me-male-bashing sessions." -- Natalie

Becca: "Sap, sap, sap...one of my ancestors must have been a maple tree."
Rachel: "For me it's a maple tree crossed with a Vulcan."
Becca: "Ow. That's gotta be confusing."
Rachel: "Long lost relatives! I must have had a whole forest of maples in my ancestry."

"I had something to say to this, but I stopped typing to watch the end of the Flax again and now I forgot what I was gonna say." -- Natalie on Gilina

Natalie: "What if she comes onto John?"
Sarah: "Before or after she knows about Aeryn? Before - it depends on John's reaction. If he lets her down nicely, in his typical John-way, that will be fine. If he's tempted, I'll chuck him out the airlock myself. After - chuck 'em both out the airlock."
Rachel: "If he's tempted I'm going to find a way to jump into the TV and knock some sense into him."

"Hi! Make yourself at home. Don't be afraid to post - at the very worst, Becca will just stick you on the quote list for the world to see." -- Sarah to the newbies (Very, very true!)

"I'm a teacher. I like my delusions. I also simply choose to ignore a lot, or just not ask questions. I don't wanna know a lot of things... ;) Thank you. <hugging delusions tightly>" -- Sarah

"When it comes to my shippercouples I can be frothing-at-the-mouth ferocious when I see someone (innocently or not) getting in the way of their relationship." -- Donna

"I need to sleep. Sleep, perchance to dream, hopefully about Farscape...." -- Donna

"(I feel the same way about this that I feel about Diana Fowley in the X-Files--ferocious blind spitting-mad hatred.)" -- Donna on Gilina

"Tonights Ep is the "Cat Fight" ep. LOL! If you haven't seen it, and you want to see Aeryn marking territory (grin) just watch...." -- Laura

"Wow, I'm not awake, I'm not coherent, yet I just made myself feel better." -- Natalie

Kim: "OH!!! Big, thing. Remember how I said part 3 was really bad in terms of shippiness? Well, the way I cut and pasted it now, Part 4 has everything"
Sarah: "*scream* <groveling increases in volume and intensity>"
Natalie: "It's okay. I have faith in Kim to be a good person."

"I can't seem to escape the depressing kill-everyone stories" -- Jill

"Sick, I am. Very very sick. In the mental way." -- Jill

"Possessives. <glares at Sp. book> They are way to complicated in Spanish. So many extra words. Ex: Sp- El dispensador de comida para animales domesticas Eng-Pet Feeder Which is easier?" -- Rachel

Rachel: "Grrr. You'd better send it all, or I might have to drop in and have a little chat with you..."
Kim: "Wow, is that a threat?"
Rachel: "The best I can do right now."

"Does this make us at all evil, plotting a takeover?" -- Natalie

"I'll just have to invent some translator microbes." -- Rachel

Rachel: "Who is Chiana kissing? That is the question. It looks like John or a PK. If it's John she is soooooo dead."
Becca: "Aiiiihhhh!! <shrieking sounds> Chia's kissing someone? Nooooo!!!!!!"
Aeryn: "If she is kissing John, Aeryn will deal with her."

"Sap is good. Sap is tasty. And when I think about that I get weird images, so I'm gonna stop." -- Becca

"Ooh, if that happens, can I help?? Pretty please?? If it's John Chiana is kissing I swear I'm going to... I'm going to... well, I don't know what I'll do but it'll be REALLY nasty... uh... I'll... I'll... Help me think of something!" -- Cristin

"Life worked out. I'm relaxed now." -- Rachel

"Aeryn, who is soooo tired that she's hyper (how'd that happen?)" -- Aeryn

"Don't ask about the subject line...I just felt like using a lot of R's. R is my favorite letter of the alphabet..." -- (Re)Becca

"Nat, I made you cry, you made me cry...can we call it even? Gonna have to start buying stock in Kleenex if this keeps up." -- Becca

"Aeryn better not be dead! I'm so mad I can't type good!" -- Aeryn

"This ep got me sooooo mad that I sent a mail and misspelled my name!" -- Aeryn on ABL

Dori: "CLOSER THAN YOU THINK????????
Bloody frelling hesmana.
That's not good..."
Becca: "That's what I thought...but JanaLogic over the phone convinced me of something else...I don't know what, but it was good."

"BACKSTORY!! AERYN BACKSTORY!!!! OK, not a lot, but still...backstory!!!" -- Becca

"THE END SCENE! :) :) :) :) Happy almost-shippy stuff! Cute! I'm completely incoherent!" -- Becca

"I have no intention of sharing anything, thank you very much." -- Becca

"There was shippy-stuff from the first episode. The whole part where Aeryn defends Crichton to Crais. Total shippyness. And of course all that interaction in the cell. *practically standing up and pounding her fist on the table* It was there from the beginning! (the two words that describe me best: melodramatic and sarcastic)" -- Tamar

"Aeryn crying like a baby is NOT a pretty site." -- Gigi

"He goes on my honey-bunny list now. Aeryn has some good taste in men, if I do say so myself..." -- Kim on Larraq

"Me good? *smiling innocently* Of course I'll be good. <eg> Why would you think I wouldn't be good? *evil laughter echoes through the list*" -- Rachel

"And the DRD's save the day! Yaaaaaaaay!!!" -- Sarah

"Is Aeryn *flirting*???????" -- Sarah

"Ben must have had a ball with this one. He gets to be regular old John, and play Captain, plus go psycho." -- Sarah

"Awww! Aeryn's getting hit on! Pardon me while I chuck something at this guy..." -- Sarah

"Oopsie.... I figured it was either Aeryn or oh-Captain-my-Captain, then I figured it was whoever volunteered to take the 'test' last. ding ding ding!" -- Sarah

"*sigh* Kim, honey, you can be neurotically shippy ANY TIME you want to...as long as you send it to us when it's done..." -- Sarah

"I think Aeryn was finding herself attracted to Larraq...gee, too bad he's spacedust..." -- Donna

"Okay, I just have to get this out of my system - John looked d*** sexy tonight. And with that accent? Ooh... me like... Much more than usual" -- Cristin

"Oh, we don't need plots. Seriously. Fluff is good...." -- Sarah

Sarah: "Was he anything like my last boyfriend? Not-so-affectionately referred to as 'psycho-boy.'"
Stone Cold: "thank god my girfriends have been mentally stable... truthfully challenged... loyalty impared... but stable..."
Ds: "Stable is good! Look for stable--but yeah, loyalty and honesty would also be good...but as long as you have a guarantee she's not gonna kill you in your sleep, you're good"
Stone Cold: "yeah... living through the night is a plus"

"*thumps Cristin upside the head with a wet noodle*" -- April

"Whose parents aren't home till tomorrow, meaning there's no one to tell me to go to bed!" -- Natalie

"and I wouldn't have such a problem with it if it was pre-flax or ESPECIALLY pre-HR and TTLG, it's like the not-justin writer ignored the whole A/J dynamic..." -- Stone Cold on ABL

"Me thinks the List Mommy abandoned us for sane people." -- Natalie

"when all else fails, rely on BuffyQuotes" -- Natalie

"All right, who missed the anachronism--wait...anaplanetism? Anacivilism? It's 2 AM, what do y'all expect?!" -- Becca

"Introverts of the world unite!" -- Becca

"Ye gads, great scott, I'm done! It's 3 AM! I need to stop using exclaimation points! I need to go to bed!" -- Becca

"<snippage of Gilina stuff with the explanation that I don't know why, I just hate her. I've accepted the lack of logic>" -- Natalie

"'Boy, do I know that.' Can I volunteer to fix that?" -- Natalie

"(Note, I also haven't done a review for this episode yet. Mostly cuz I'm trying to come up with a way that doesn't involve a great big :;smack:: to everyone who let this episode go through!)" -- Natalie on "Jeremiah Crichton"

"ALL THE GUYS IN THE VILLAGE ARE CLEAN-SHAVEN!!! How hard must it have been for him to find something to shave with?!?" -- Natalie

"::crossing fingers:: John was being a prick, I blame the whole ep on him. There. I made it simple in NatalieLogic." -- Natalie on HR

"::flexing thumbs of death::" -- Natalie

"I'm thinking of writing a piece where something happens that makes Aeryn really sorry for her tude in this ep..." -- Stone Cold on ABL, again

"Can you tell English is my worst subject? Someone told me I should be an English teacher, and I just gave them this "are you CRAZY" look. I don't understand grammar, how would I teach it?" -- Rachel

"This is the real me, but no one at school (aside from a few friends) knows this Rachel exists." -- Rachel

"What do you mean it's fictional???? They're not real??!!! <G> *living in a permanent state of denial* That Sci-fi prime chick had it right when she said just before a commercial, 'It helps if you tell yourself it's only a TV show.' Not that I believe her or anything." -- Eris

"We're the kinkoid ones." -- Rachel

"Damn Steven King. This is all his fault" -- Ds

"what I'm trying to say is that I agree......oh man..that would've been so much shorter just to say that....." -- Eris

"Bed is not an option anymore." -- Rachel

"In my experience (in real life), matters of the human heart tend to be lumped into the nuclear weapon category..." -- Koren

"trying to remember she has to breathe... not laugh..." -- Koren

"::goes away to giggle herself to death...::" -- Koren

Becca: "You guys are giving me bad dreams. Last week (or maybe the week before), when I was getting sixty-something messages every morning and afternoon when I checked my mail, I had a dream that my e-mail program attacked me. Seriously. For some reason, I was checking my mail while I was in bed, and then the e-mails flowed out of my monitor and washed over me like a wave, and as soon as I started to drown, I woke up."
Jenny: "Eek, Becca. I had similar dream last week. I was in a very dark cemetery (Buffy reference) and e-mails to people on the AOL WB Hanniganite board were floating around my head, talking to me... needless to say, I woke up."

"<No, no, no. Shut up. I'm not doing another parody. I'm already doing Oz.>" -- Rachel

"What did I do to deserve this?" -- Rachel

Rachel: "Well, you know we're all just voices in Daria's head. (Where is she anyway?)"
Kim: "::sobbing:: the list mommy has abandoned us! Ooooh, and we're related so i can yell at her. (What? Second-cousins twice-removed still counts.)"
Rachel: "Oh Daria. Where are you?"

"p.s. Scared yet? " -- Rachel

"Alcohol is definately bad. Dresses are an evil creation. But makeup is our friend." -- Rachel

"See? I told you I was old enough to be some of y'all's mama." -- Dori

"Thank you! ! ! ! Ok, you are officially on my 'people I love' list." -- Koren

"Hey, can you send over some motivated-to-do-homework cells?" -- Sarah

"<slight intermission while Sarah throws a fit>" -- Sarah

"As for the NC-17 thing, I would never hold that against you, and of course, at fifteen, I would, um, neeeever have read those anyway, so, uh... mmhmm." -- Kat

"::Grabs the list in a huge hug... never letting go...::" -- Koren

"::Kim doing a happy dance:: I have time!! Yay!"

"I'm being a pain in the posterior." -- Jo "I want to know what happens. I will do bad things if I do not find out what happens." -- Becca "There was a lot of testosterone flying around in this ep" -- Susan "I don't know about anybody else here, but my hormones were working in overdrive! The minute Crichton stepped through that door wearing that uniform...yowza!" -- Liana "Rachel is furious. Rachel is in a VERY bad mood. D'Argo's hyper-rage would be nothing compared to me if I let myself lose control right now." -- Rachel "Public speaking can die." -- Rachel "I think JillFic has warped me." -- Natalie "There's a *reason* why I started multishippers anonymous. Although I think in difference to the new season, and because I'm Devil's Advocate girl, I'm gonna have to be a B/X shipper this year." -- Koren "Shippers are geniuses at coming up with explanations. :)" -- Rachel "Hmm... messing with people's minds is fun" -- Cristin "Altogether now: We aren't hicks, really, we're not!" -- Becca "Tallness is wonderful. I like tallness." -- Becca "*going off to try and find her head... she thinks she dropped it somewhere*" -- Cristin "(I'm not called the con-artist of the family for nothing.)" -- Rachel "Hmmm. Anyone want to storm Onelist?" -- Rachel

"Liana, who, due to her obsessions with Farscape, La Femme Nikita, and silverchair, is starting to think in a Australian accent."

"Denial, in Egypt and in the Farscape-Shipper list." -- Tamar

"Daily Star Wars tip #11: If someone ever says to you they've been abducted by little green men, casually remark that Yoda would never do such a thing." -- Cristin

"*turns in her lurkers cap for the night* at 4 posts in the last two hours, i can't wear this right now <g>" -- Jessi

"i have waaaaaay too much studying left, am trying to watch voyager, and still remember the main points of the bible along with memorizing a dozen peices of renaissance art....i am living on caffiene and sugar, so please excuse me. i will deny these posts if questioned on them later <g>" -- Jessi

"<feeling like she's at a rummage sale from hell>" -- Sarah, on finding something to Keep

"I hereby petition to be the Keeper of John's TGTS (Tight Grey Tee Shirt) Hopefully, still warm from his body.... :-fl" -- Sharon

"Maybe there really is no Cristin? Or Becca, or Natalie, or Rachel, or Jill, or Koren? Or anyone else? Anyone one of us could be Claudia, Virginia, or Gigi... maybe even Anthony or Ben... *sudden image of everyone in ABL with guns pointed at each other - it's you! no, it's you!!*" -- Cristin, on the cast and crew possibly being on the list

"eenie, meenie, miinie, D'Argo..." -- Cristin

Diana: "Hmmm. And I really like the little trend we've got going here: episode prequels, interim scenes (maybe we should call 'em interquels to be consistent <g>), and sequels. We really wind up with nicely rounded eps, don't we?"
Sarah: "Dammit, they should hire us, already. All of us together. Don't need to pay us, just send us to Australia for a few weeks..."

"And of course, *now* I remember the one that has high embarrassment potential - Keeper of John's Boxers. And damn proud of it. Well, as proud as you can be hiding in the corner with your hands over your face. 'Hi, Farscape actors and crew, I'm Sarah. Yep, that's me. Hey.... wait.... why are you running away??? Come back!!'" -- Sarah

"'Awwwww!' fic, Becca, 'Awwwww!' fic!!!! Diana NEEDS an 'Awwwww' fic!" -- Diana

"Thanks! Sequels/series are possibly an option but I don't know yet. My muse has collapsed in a corner with a half-drunk bottle of vodka. She's muttering 'no more...no more...' and I can't seem to wake her. " -- Laura

"*beats her typo with a stick, glad it doesn't say that on the web page*" -- April

"Maybe I should just go up to one (or several) guys and try all the different possibilitiess on them, see how they react, and compare/contrast to John's reactions. All in the name of research of course. <g>" -- Jess on the package check (?)

"All men step forward for the mass Shippers package check roll call!!!" -- Jenny

"::beating off babbling Farscape characters with a stick:: Yep! I learned my lesson when Muse ran out that time. Love your Muses! But I'm still beating off my Farscape characters. Damn, they're an aggressive bunch!" -- Natalie

"So now that we've all taken this little ride into the Rationalization Section of Sarah's More-Than-Slightly-Warped Mind, let's move on, shall we?" -- Sarah

Kim: "I was writing, and then I looked back and it has the beginnings of <gasp> a JillFic!!!"
Sarah: "Oh, no!!!!! <frantically beating Kim's fic with the Wand of Sappy-Fic> No, no! Be happy!"

"List-wide announcement - Sarah's Muse is available at (almost) any time to come beat some sense into....ummm, encourage the hasty return of.... your Muse(s). Call now! A small one-time fee... ah, well, as long as fic results from it, I'm happy. And she's sadistic and evil, <ow!> so she simply *likes* going out after your renegade Muses." -- Sarah

Laura: "Member of the Sarah Wait Psychic Twin Network"
Sarah: "Ohmigod, I've been syndicated."

"<VBG> We're all awesome!! This is an awesome list...you can only join if you're awesome....actually, wait. You can only stay on this list if you're awesome. Anyone who wasn't awesome wouldn't plod through the freakin' 277 e-mails I just got!!!!" -- Kim

"I guess I'll send this little poem too, then. Be aware though, I wrote it in English class when we were asked to describe going through a metamorphosis. Once I got this thing on paper, I realized she had meant *physical* metamorphosis, and promply turned into a tree." -- Tasha

"Two Aeryn's on the list? Interesting. <Trying really hard not to make a stupid joke about there being three Jessi's and a partridge in pear tree.>" -- Kevin

"I hate it when I have to sub in the afternoons - I can't sit at home and catch up on the digests. ;) How un-ambitious is *that*...." -- Sarah

"You'd *think* that letting her drink herself silly would make her happy. No. You'd *imagine* that letting her party all night would at least keep her tired enough not to bug me. No. On top of all that, I let her snuggle up with Larraq in the corner. You'd *believe* that this would keep her satisfied, or at least very very busy. No. " -- Laura, on her Muse, Paige Marie

"No! Go away! I don't wanna put the straightjacket on again!" -- Sarah

"Sarah, who's going to be surrounded by roofers on Sunday, and is having Party of Five flashbacks.... no way I'd be that lucky, though. :)" -- Sarah

Rachel: "Oh and a STOP sign means 'If you have an accident here, we warned you it could happen'."
Sarah: "The only traffic law in Mexico - two solid objects can't occupy the same space at the same time. Eeek..."

Sarah: "Becca, would you like my muse to come beat some sense into your muse? She's got a pretty effective track record. Laura, did she ever show up at your place? 'Cause she was back here last night while I was trying to get to sleep. >:{ Just wondering if she's back for a while, or stopping by on the way."
Laura: "Yep, she was here. Started writing the additions to AMT and everything. Then she up and took Larraq, so if she comes back to you with some extra *ahem* baggage, send it back!"

"I love anthropology and archaeology, but, I don't know. First off, my skin is to pale, I can't work outside that long. (Tanning? What's tanning? I have two colors. White and bright red.)" -- Cristin

"Jodie says I'm obsessed with commas, but I'm an equal-opportunity grammar obsessor." -- Sarah

"We're fun, crazy, psychotic, interesting, smart, *very* prolific in terms of fic, among other things, opinionated, nice, sweet, and just generally beautiful in all ways!! Wow, I actually made us sound somewhat normal..." -- Kim

Aeryn: "anyway, sorry to defy the goddess. :)"
Laura: "LOL! I've gotten a promotion!"

"It's just a quick note, something that occurred to me in math class this morning. And I preface this by my firm belief that everyone should have a whacked out math professor from Alabama named Guesna Dohrman." -- Kathe

"Granted, not much of a stretch but I'm new at this whole Farscape Invading Lives thing." -- Kathe

"Kathe, who has seen the creative parts of her brain go kaplooy and can't come up with a good sig thingy to save her life." -- Kathe

Gigi: "Who wants to join my posse to go after all the onelist server administrators?"
Daria: "Can I bring my brass knuckles and wand o' shippinesss?"

"daria, whose fic monster suit is itching to come out of the closet and play"

"Anyone know what I plan on doing with the John and Aeryn figures? *goes off and searches for Barbie-sized wedding dress and Ken-sized tux*" -- Tamar

"*L* I gotcha beat Tamar, my barbie wedding dress and ken tuxedo are currently under my bed (my grams went on a cleaning spree last month and woulda thrown all of my barbie stuff out if I hadn't saved it) so I've got it all set for Christmas morning when I open up my J&A doll presents *L* I can revive my Christmas wedding and honeymoon and kidnapping and rescue tradition *G* " -- Jodie

""It's called a Concept. Grasp it." ~Kathe being snarky, Customer Service doesn't agree with her." -- Kathe

"Farscape has now joined my other obsession, Xena, and my slightly less intense infatuation, X-Files, in rendering me totally ignorant of the outside world. I have not left my computer in a week, and I can't remember the last time I ate something with an actual plate and fork. As I sit at my computer, drinking Coke and eating Ritz bits for lunch for the third day in a row, I am pleased and honored to join this list." -- Corde

"Get you but away from that computer right now and have a healthy meal - then take a walk in the nice fresh air - Why?? because this list is being abnormally slow right now and it is your very last chance before you are swappend with e-mail - and this is all before the January Arc - Aeryn getting sick and John being tortured and 'the funeral' really - eat real food while you can and breath real air - while you can - don't say you were not warned." -- Gigi

"Be afraid of the large amounts of mail this list can occassionally generate, but have fun <g> And don't lurk! lurkers are scary, like beady little eyes that glow behind your back, diamond bright in the darkness, piercing like the claws you *know* they have-- Um. Ok, be scared of the mail, the lurkers, *and* the nonlurkers <g>" - Ds, welcoming Corde

"Either way I'm thinking major angst for everyone involved which I just love. And yes, my sense of the L word and everything along with it is frightfully screwed, so take that into account in my ramblings." -- Kathe

"Does anyone know how the Three Bears story actually ends? Cuz I don't. The way my father always told it, Goldilocks got five to ten for breaking and entering." -- Natalie

"I don't know how to lurk. I am anti-lurker. Everytime I see a lurker I shoot it. They're evil, they get into your trash and live in the sewers... oh wait, that's rats. Man, I hate rats. They live in the sewers, ya know." -- Corde

"Aeryn: I can't believe this, but I need Crichton's underpants. Wait, I already have them..." -- Corde plays the Underpants Game

TJ: "Rhapsody In Blue, my 2nd or 3rd least favorite ep."
Corde: "Why is that? I'd think a shot of Aeryn in her skivvies (or John's skivvies, as the case may be) would make you happy..."

"Dreamshaper, who is amused by the fact that her underpants obsession is taking over the world! Bwaahaahaa!"

"As for Yoda and underwear - don't want to go there, nope not ever - same goes for Rygel - no thank you - don't need to know what is under those robes!!!!!!!!" -- Gigi

"After reading the article there has been a lot of speculation as to who might die. Who they might miss enough to have a heartfelt funeral? My guess: The dentic We have only ever seen one dentic on the ship. If it died (maybe someone swallowed it) it would be catastrophic. Six (seven if you count Pilot but I'm not sure he 'eats') beings with bad breath. Forget those shipper moments." -- Penny

"Hey, I like underpants. They're neat. If we didn't have them, it would get awfully drafty around here." -- Corde

"Of course, you've come at a rather quiet time and I notice some of the really insane people haven't been posting lately...perhaps they were finally committed." -- Donna (Not exactly... <embarrassed blush>)

"I just had a thought. (Odd, I know.)" -- Natalie

"I've confused a newbie. My work here is done...." -- Sarah

"when i was watching 'the flax' i noticed something- john has on hair gell. really! it's spikey and shiney! my only question is- where does one get hair gell when one is lost in unknown regions of the universe? or is hair gell one of those things that all IASA modules have in their emergency packs, right next to the penknife and calvins?" -- Jessi

"Okay, I've completely lost it. Shoot me now." -- Cristin

"*digging out tape* Hey!! You're right!! I never noticed that before!! *g* Hmm... more proof for Cristin's fleeting theory that it was the *peacekeeper* Aeryn was attracted to, not the *man*... Yes! My theories really do have substance!! I'm not hallucinating!! (uh... right now anyways...)" -- Cristin

"We've got the rope all primed for those who try to deprive us of our fic fix -- and try to say that three times fast!" -- Diana

"Diana, pondering the whys of the whithertofores and the hows of the hences."

"My first episode was actually "Back and Back and Back to the Future"... which at the time made even less sense than it did after having seen the first four episodes. For several reasons. 1. I'd seen the commercials for it, cause I watched Scifi during the day, so I spent the better part of the hour trying to figure out how the hezmana another human got on the ship. I *knew* that I'd heard that Crichton had gotten there on his own... and it certainly didn't seem like he and the dark haired woman (I think her name is "Erin"?<G>) knew each other too terribly well... certainly not well enough to have been on the same project on Earth. (That was a paraphrase of what I was thinking... I know now that it was our beloved Aeryn. heehee) " -- Koren

"*taking out the stupid stick and beating herself with it* BAD NEWBIE! BAD, BAD, BAD! NO MORE TALKING FOR YOU!" -- Corde

"Laura waves hand frantically to stop Corde beating herself. Hello? Not that you aren't entitled to your own amusement, but it really is quite distressing to watch a nice person beat herself with the so-called 'newbie-stick.' That should only be reserved for flamers and NamTar and evil people like that.... " -- Laura

Daria: "the List Aunties (Hi gigi! Hi Nat!) will be hangin' around making sure that
everything's copacetic."
Sarah: "<Sarah looks confused as Barry Manilow suddenly starts singing in her ear> Oh wait, wrong word. I gotcha."

"Hi, I'm Sarah, and I'm having an identity crisis. I think." -- Sarah

"Note - just got our school pics back today. This is the one where I zoomed into the building, late for my class, and the secretary saw me and called, "Sarah! You're going to have your picture taken today, right?" Let's see. Bad hair day. Windy. Late. Ummm, is 'no' actually an option?? I tried to squirm out of it by, oh, claiming I had to go teach my class, but the principal actually came in and sent me down to do it - which left *him* to teach my class. Okay, that part itself was worth it, but I'm still torching the photos." -- Sarah

"Ahhhh! I finally have a Farscape character babbling at me, but of course it has to be none other than Staanz, wearing a Glenda the Good Witch Costume no less. 'I'm a Zenetan Beauty Queen!' And of course he, *cough* she just has to come *prancing* in at 2 am. *Kathe gets hit over the head by a cheap silver wand* 'Ouch! Give me that you little freak!' *Staanz starts to cry* 'Oh fine, here's your wand...' Now lets see what this little pixie, and I use that term loosely *glares @ Staanz* brought to me this morning." -- Kathe

"* Farscape as MTV's Real World---> D'Argo yelling, 'Crichton!', Rygel as Puck, Crais as the wacky neighbor playing practical jokes, the cameras always following Cricton and Aeryn around hoping to catch something, *anything* on tape." -- Kathe

"*Oh the weather outside is frightful But the computer screen is so delightful, And since I've no place to go, Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!* " -- Rachel

"Ever found yourself at a tollbooth fighting with an androgenous collector that claims you owe them more money and actually ask, 'One thing... just to be *absolutely* certain...?' (It was the day of my movie, I was tired, and cranky, and channeling Cordelia Chase)" -- Natalie

Donna: "I'm sorry you had a bad day yesterday, Sarah. {{{{{Sarah}}}}}"
Sarah: "Administrators are required to have lobotomies, I *swear*."
Natalie: "You really do sound like a teacher."
Sarah: "I told you I had a bad week. ;) Let's hope I never have to swing into full teacher mode. Although I have caught myself saying 'Because I'm the teacher and I told you to,' which about scared me to death."

"This is me trying to write this fic, directly after various airings of Farscape episodes - Sarah walks calmly into the office. She picks up her fic, drops it on the floor... and then starts jumping up and down on top of it, shrieking with fury. Finally regaining her composure, Sarah picks up the mangled fic from the floor and places it back on the desk. She smoothes the pages a bit, then turns and walks out the door past her Muse, who is wisely cowering in a corner and keeping her damn mouth *shut*. I swear, this is all I've done with this fic. Write write write write... see a new ep... re-write re-write re-write. Write write. See a new ep. More re-write re-write. Write write. New ep??? I'm gonna scream." -- Sarah

"Sarah, I totally feel for you. I started a fic after Human Reaction, decided it sucked, scrapped it then decided after some of the reruns that I wanted to do it. Rewrote it, never finished due to a lot of better fic inspiration. After TtLG my brother gave me an idea which turned into a huge massive comedy/drama/sap/romance/fluff/character-study-type-thing/PWP fic that I was able to combine half my unfinished fics into and I was on *such* a roll- and then ABL aired and therefore, my new favorite episode could very well have KILLED IT! But in order for me to find out whether I have to scrap the whole thing AGAIN because I don't wanna stick an AU on it, I have to see how things are going between the characters in the season finale which doesn't air till JANUARY!!!!!!! "Wow, all my characters just *shut up* and Muse has finally stopped crying in frustration. I needed that." -- Natalie, responding to the above

"I'm not insane! I'm not insane! (well, about this anyway)" -- Jessi

"My friends in high school cast our group as Alice characters, we had the greatest Filipino White Rabbit (on high doses of Surge) that you've ever seen." -- Kathe

"The hat I kept picturing was the one he's wearing in TtBRG (in the hologram). It really does look like Hotohori's little bucket hat from the anime Fushigi Yuugi. And that's one major reason this whole idea tickled me so much. See, Hotohori's a tad on the vain side. Ok, that's putting it lightly. So I just had this vision of Crais in the hologram outfit gazing into a mirror and doing on of those, 'Who's the most beautiful PK Captain? Hmmm? Oh right, it's me! Bwahahaha!'" -- Kathe

"i just entered upon the scene, introduced by the infamous kim, greetings to everyone out there. i'm more of a lurker, but every once in a while, i'll pop my head out from under my wonderfully warm blankets and say something to all you incredibbly sane people as kim puts it. though i have no reason to believe that anyone here is sane, at least from what i've seen, but then again, i never said that i was any saner then any one else. oh well, bye Tina ::pulls the covers back over her head to hibernate some more, muttering something about sleep and sanity::"

"*yelling* Ahhh! Commando! *trying to picture that...*" -- Corde, on Ben Browder's underwear preference <eg>

Eris: "I personally have never sucked my ferret into the vacuum cleaner but I've run him over with it a few times. (It's not my fault!! He's so little and he got in the way trying to attack it...)"
Rachel: "It wasn't my fault either! She stuck her nose in the way when I was using the hose. *Sloop* and her head was stuck."

"I try and ignore RL, but it tends to drag me away, kicking and screaming of course." -- Rachel

"As for the sanity issue, I think we're fairly sane on here. At any rate, I comfort myself by noting that we're all much more sane than Crais. Next to him, we are the poster children for logic and reasoning. (And yes, I'm thinking of him as an actual person. Which I suppose disproves everything I just said.) " -- Jess

Rachel: "You know I've heard this directed at me. 'She's Rachel.'"
Kathe: "Mine was always, 'It's a Kathe thing.' Often said after my bouts of singing
"Oklahoma" on the way to AP US History ;) "
Natalie: "Yep, I get this too. Only mine is: 'It's Natalie. Need I say more?'"
Jess: "Mine's usually: 'That's Jess. She's always like that.'"
Corde: "Mine is always directed at other people. When they do weird stuff for no reason, someone says, 'No, don't do that. Don't be Corde.' I should probably be insulted, but I'm not." -- (on the "He is Crichton" line)

"Nice to know my incoherent, frustrated babblings are appreciated." -- Sarah

"Hi Tina!! Well, no one on this list is sane, at least I don't think so, not completely sane anyway, those people are few and far between. So you're friends with Kim then? Then tell her to send her fic!! I'm DYING HERE!!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEAASE!!!! KIM!!! I NEEEED FIC!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Ahem...regaining composure...what was that about sane people again?? :)" -- Eris

"He's an egotistical stuffed monkey who thinks he's people! Yeah, he's sitting here being my muse, but he might get tired..." -- Corde on her muse

Corde: "No, of course I'm not writing a fic, why do you ask?"
Sarah: "In that case, no, I'm not demanding it. ;)"

"Go ahead, jump into that gutter. Many of us will follow eagerly." -- Sarah

Natalie: "I am *so* serious, I *need* to read the rest, and *please* don't be torturing us ala Kim!"
Kim: "::shaking head, baffled:: I don't understand where this reputation comes from!" (<cough. cough>)

"Wait, I said we were sane. What crack was I hopped up on when I said that!?" -- Kim

"YIPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEE!!! ::wipes brow:: Well, after engaging in a most fearsome battle the dreaded Onelist Dragon, The Brave And Loony Sir Daria emerged victorious! It was a grand fight, with blood drawn on both sides; the fierce wielding of vicious steel and the terrifying singe of gigantic fireballs, but, battered and weary, Sir Daria escaped with her life and honor intact, and better yet, her EMAIL! Yay! Never again will she fear the dreaded grasp the Onelist Dragon holds over her life, for she has conquered the evil. We all know that other evils lie dormant out there, waiting to lay her open and once again deprive her of the wondrous F-S list she NEEDS to survive, but Sir Daria SHALL overcome, and shall protect you as well from the Onelist Evil that is creeping over the land. As an added bonus ($29.99 if you call now), Sir Daria will also carry her colors into battle for you and yours in the upcoming war with the Onelist/Egroups merger behemoth. Pray for us all." -- Daria (YAY DARIA!!!!!)

"Gigi, pulling out her tattler pompoms her cats use as toys and joining the cheering section to support Daria in the boxing ring!!" -- Gigi

Natalie: "I'm becoming really convinced that Daria is one of the coolest people to ever walk the Earth."
Daria: "Little ole *moi*? The rest of your peeps must be running perpetual temperatures, then. I've always thought of myself as a lukewarm, with the occasional hot spot. Of course, it could be the lack of sleep. Better n' caffiene for the irrationality drive in your brain!"

"DISCLAIMER: Onelist, MTV, the creaters of 'Daria' the cartoon and the creators/parental units of 'Daria' the persona take no responsibility for the severe randomness that is experienced upon interaction with aforementioned 'Daria' the persona. My dad blames it on my mom, my mom blames it on the methylcyclohexanol in lab last week, and MTV... well, my lawyers have instructed me not to comment on that."

"After a lovely week of exams from hezmanah, I'M BACK!!! <everyone on the list runs in fear>" -- Becca

Jessi: It's not until you read it all in a row [quotes] that you realize the full potential of our insanity. it's great!!
Becca: Potential? Wait...do you think we could make, like, MONEY off of this? Hmmm... <little brain begins chugging along...>

"I hope my muse was only joking when she said she wanted to go to Vegas..." -- Dani

"I just visited the Earth 2 fic archive, and now I'm trying to write Farscape fic. John Crichton and John Danziger are merging on me. This is NOT a good thing. It also got me thinking about OTHER Johns in TV--John Sheriden, John Matheson...too many Johns! Can't we have another name?! "Becca, in whose mind characters are merging like crazy..."

Corde: "Hey, are you sure you're not another one of my personalities trying to drive me insane?"
Becca: "I was about to ask you the same question..."

"Um, please don't be mad at me, but I think maybe Bongo has been holding a bunch of muses hostage. I just found them gagged and bound on my closet floor. (Okay, so it took me a while, I don't open my closet all that much, alright?) Aeryn beat him severely and I untied all your muses, but Bongo had been forcing them to listen to N'SYNC, so I don't know how "musy" they'll be. I'm really, REALLY sorry, you guys. I've been saying for a long time that my muse is a sadistic bastard (pardon my French) of an egotistical monkey, and I think this proves it. I fired him, too. So you all should be getting your muses back soon. I gave them all chocolate to give to you. Anyone wanna join the lynching party for Bongo? I figured we could string him up for the new year..." -- Corde

"(No. None of it is Farscape. Not exactly. <pause> <eyes dart around> Put DOWN the Fic Prodder, Rachel!!!)" -- Becca

"I'll...spoil my cousins' kids. And my friends' kids. Yeah. :) I'll be the eccentric second cousin Becca, wearer of strange clothes, bearer or weird gifts, and spouter of crazy ideas. They'll love me. <Flash forward: kids run screaming away from Becca>"

Rayne: "I'll tell you, but brace yourself. John and Chiana are together. Oh man I can't believe I wrote that. Hey James, I'm glad that you repented.
Rayne
Disinfecting keyboard"
Corde: "Okay, now, I'm going to go sit in the corner and be unbelievably squicked. Ew! But I still have to read it. I just do. You mentioned it and I have to read it.
Corde
PS Rayne, try Lysol spray. It should kill the nasty J/C germs. Ew, now I have to disinfect mine..."

Cristin: "*Deciding that today she will nip instead of snip*"
Becca: "<cut, rip, tear, chew, shoot, bomb...>"

"Becca, who just noticed that her inbox actually has a message count of UNDER 100!!!!!!! <cheers and throws a party for the completion of her click 'n' delete spree>"

"As Siobhan once said, the Aeryn I use in my fics needs anger management. She is forever smacking me upside the head when I do stupid stuff. If she tried that with Maul (who, remember, has nasty little horns on his head) she'd have an ouchie on her hand. Or a hole through it, whichever." -- Corde

"I really didn't lock the Star trek muse in a closet with a faulty DS9 ornament that keeps say in Woof's - I mean Worf's - voice, 'I wish you a very honorable holiday. Ka' plah.' Although I think it will be more inclined to listen to my wishes for my DS9 stories now.)" -- Gigi, being very eveel

"Maybe there is a Farscape Muse convention, cause Zhaan's Goddess only knows where mine has gone. Come to think of it, my LFN muse went into madatory refusal (I am terrified to think what it will come back with), my ST muse is being pouty - working, but not liking it, my JAG muse - well, it is UA (not that I mind . . .have enough unfinished fic)." -- Gigi

"Soooooo if any of your muses know where my Farscape muse is will you kindly let it know that it needs to come home so I can finish my bloody story before another millenium passes by??" -- Gigi

"My Forever Knight muse has been missing for two years now. If anyone finds it, would you kindly tell me?" -- Becca

Sarah: "Anyway, jmho. I've dealt with nasty PTB, nice PTB with evil higher-PTB, and
nice PTB. Farscape's been pretty lucky, I think."
Natalie: "Yes, but they're still evil, and I love 'em for it. Evil in this case is good- I hope to someday be a PTB just like them. =)"
Becca: "Same here. It's my dream to be a staff writer on some TV show and TORTURE people like I've been tortured, with years of UST...of course, I'd be nice and actually put the people TOGETHER at some point... <glares at several PTB>"

"<grabs pillow in the shape of a unicorn and brandishes it with the horn pointing out as if it were a sword>" -- Becca, participating in the pillow fight

"Wait a minute. Gotta go get the ferret out of the laundry basket..." -- Rachel

"<glances at Aeryn tied up and gagged in the corner still wearing Snow White's dress>" -- Rachel

"And the remote embedded in the wall is NOT my fault." -- Rachel

?: "Hope you feel better!!"
Tamy: "I don't feel anything at the moment. Sudafed, Comtrex, Darvon and an Esgic- I *feel* great!"

"Or to make us scream with joy at something shippery, then read the spoilers and find out that it's all a sham, because everyone who works at Paramount and Fox is EVIL!!! ...Me, bitter? Nah. ;)" -- Becca

"Becca, who goes to an academic magnet, where the counselors tell you to take every class you can get, regardless of whether you like to sleep or not"

Tamy: "That was exactly the first thing my mind went to; D'Argo dancing around in a tutu, with his qualta blade still strapped to his back. ::starts humming 'dance of the sugar plum fairies'::"
Corde: "OMG yes! That's EXACTLY what I thought! Still can't get the image out of my mind, but D'Argo said if I put him in a fic that way, he'll skin my muse and make a monkeyskin purse for Chia Pet."

"Blame it all on being aspects of Daria's personality. It's all her fault." -- Natalie

"Excuse me for a minute while I yell at my characters..." -- Natalie

"Yaaaaaaaaay!!! I get brownie points!! *munching happily*" -- Jodie

"daria, secret kinda-sorta liker of some boyband stuff"

"'He's Ben, manly Ben, he's Ben in tights... Yes!' Dammit, did that *have* to get into my head?" -- Natalie

"'Fear leads to anger... anger leads to hate.... hate .... leads to suffering...' Okay, so I skipped fear. I was angry at onelist. I now hate onelist... they will now suffer *eg*" -- Cristin

"Yeah, there was some out of character stuff, but the guests...the acting...the writing...the dialogue...the plant!" -- Becca, 'bout the Voyager episode "Survival Instinct"

Sarah: "'Messing with our heads', imho, is like when TPTB purposely plant false information - which the XF bunch has outright admitted to doing, usually with nasty smiles on their faces. It always seems to me that they honestly don't *want* their fans to have even the slightest clue what's happening - they enjoy it.
Becca: "But then you can make these fantastic leaps of logic that would defy even a Geometry teacher's ability to understand while trying to piece it all together... <G>"

"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing." -- Tamy's .sig

Samantha: "Nothing like Circuit Analysis II to make you go nuts. Integrating the exponential form of complex numbers. Ahh... I seem to have a math muse--I was able to figure out how to simplify the expression -j50e^(j(30t-50)) to (50 < -140) {polar form}. (Sidebar: Electrical engineers use the letter j, while in math class you use i to represent sqrt(-1)) I was able to do this by looking at an example from class, doing a little calculator and guess work. But I digress. (I think I lost half you guys when I mentioned an equation.)"
Rachel: "I would get out pen and paper to try this..."
Becca: "You *would*?!?"

Rachel: "And sqrt (-1) just threw the class when we first learned it. Ms. Brkal wrote on the board 'the number i,' and we all gave her these 'you need a doctor' looks. <g>"
Becca: "<whimper> I never want to see a number i. Nevernevernevernevernever."
Rachel: "It's okay! All i is is sqrt -1. So sqrt -25 is 5i instead of impossible.
Becca: "Squirt -1? Oh, square root. ...If my calculator says it's impossible, then it's impossible. <G> I have a *problem* with imaginary numbers...namely, that they're posing as numbers when they're IMAGINARY..."

"So how was dinner with Crais? <G>" -- Rachel, to Corde

"Aeryn showed up in a Snow White costume followed by seven Hynerians carrying pick axes and shovels demanding I write another parody. <sigh> Help!!" -- Rachel

"DISCLAIMER: This post contains mention of drugs and alcohol. If that makes you unhappy for any reason, don't say I didn't warn you." -- Corde

"Not to mention the fact that he's a few sporks short of a Taco Bell." -- Corde

"PS It does seem that that was the last of the fics, at least until Bongo decides to stop smoking pot, so I'd like to say thanks for all the compliments while I was writing. I have never done anything like that before, and somehow I don't think I'm likely to again (not without SEVERAL martinis)." -- Corde

"OH YEAH. Becca, my dear, you need serious psychological help. Never mind that the entire list needs help as well, myself included, but HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THAT MOVIE??!!?? (Ooh, got a little punctuation-happy there.) I found the quote list and died laughing, but you need to sit and watch that movie until you like it! I volunteer to watch with you. And I'll let you go get the pizza. And the root beer. And the ice cream. Okay, I'll sit and watch and you can just go out to eat. There! Problem solved. What was I saying?" -- Corde, about The Princess Bride <gag>

"I told you, sickness it net communicable!" -- Natalie

"Corde Keeper of (Aeryn tries to hit Corde, Corde ducks, Aeryn hits Crichton who goes down for the count, Corde is laughing too hard to finish her sentance)"

"I hope the muses recover, or else Bongo might just have a major class action suit on his little monkey hands." -- Natalie

"<whistling loudly - which I can't do in RL, so I have to do it here> 'Hey, Muse! FETCH!'" -- Sarah

"WHY AM I ON HERE SO MUCH??? Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrggghhhh!!!!!" -- Sarah (Hehehehehe...)

Becca: "Carl Sagan is God."
Corde: "Yes. Whether God exists is still under debate..."
Becca: "Whoawhoawhoa. Don't tell me you're also an atheist/agnostic? If so, I'm gonna really start questioning whether we're separate people or not..."

"I've gotten that too, along with the evil glares and the crossing themselves and the backing away from me and the 'Well you're going to hell.' (To which I cheerfully reply, 'Driving the bus next Tuesday, and YOU'RE on my list!')" -- Corde

"Subject: Various topics, mostly OT, maybe some OnT stuck in here somewhere? I don't know. I'm just doing this one message at a time. I don't know what I'm going to reply to yet. Does anyone ever read this far in a subject line?" -- Becca

"This is Bongo, Corde's muse. I know you are all upset with me for what I did to your muses, but I just have to tell Rayne that Corde did read that story, but she can't respond at the moment because she is curled up in a corner, rocking and whimpering. I heard her scream something earlier that sounded like, 'Burn! Burn! BURN!' so I gather that she wasn't too happy with the fic. Just thought I'd give you a heads-up. And if she doesn't come back for a while, it's because she tried to kill herself by wrapping the cord from her trackball around her neck." -- Bongo

"My Muse is bound and gagged and has been shoved into my carry-on. She should fit quite nicely in the overhead compartment." -- Sarah (even when you go on vacation you can't escape!)

"<whacks self with muse-clubbing stick>" -- Becca

"Why do I keep mentioning John in his underwear? I must learn my lesson!!!" -- Natalie

Natalie: "Someone's gonna put that on the list for the next update, won't they? Sigh..."
Becca: "<copies and pastes, chuckling evilly all the while...>"

"<snipping>

*bounds around* I'm doing the snipping dance... Put your right hand, take your right hand out, put your right hand in, and type out lots of words... Press the delete button, and then you find, you'll do the snipping dance! WOO! Come on, do it with me!! A little bit of snipping in my life... a little bit of typing by my side... a little bit of water in my glass... I'm set to do the snipping dance! LA LA LA LA LA....

Yes, I'm perfectly sober. Scary isn't it... Fa la la la la la la la la.... Do the Macarena!! Come on, do the Electric Slide....

Um... maybe I should get more than 2 hours of sleep tonight... hmm... might be good plan..." -- Cristin

"I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused." -- Jessi's .sig

"Oh great. You just threw my mind back to, Chewie in a pink disco suit." -- Siobhan

My muses have decided to celebrate Christmas, so they're using that as an excuse not to work, though it's not like they ever *do* work. -- Ekiri

"*Bongo beats dark little part of J.T. with a large fic, er, stick* NO! NO! BAD DARK LITTLE PART OF J.T.! NO SOUP FOR YOU!" -- Corde

James: "Corde? Just be thankful you knew how it was going to end *before* you read it. Most of the other readers were ambushed."
Bongo (speaking through Corde): "Oh YEAH, then she would have gone into convulsions and died, and THEN where would I be? You all think you're in trouble being writers without muses, think of the sorry state you'd be in if you were a muse without a writer! Granted, Corde and I aren't writing much lately, but still..."

Ds: "Hey, wouldn't that be a fun thing to subject Aeryn to? Christmas Carols? I can see her pulling out her weapon and randomly shooting folks..."
Becca: "'Hark! The herald angels sing...'
<bang! bang!>
'They aren't singing anymore.'"

"See, I know for a fact that I'm prettier than Crais..." -- Natalie

"How long is one a newbie anyway? I'm sure I still am. And luckily I don't say anything worthy of the quote list." -- Ekiri <eg>

"You guys are right. Relationships are bad" -- Ds "p.s. Scared yet?" --Rachel "Alcohol is definately bad. Dresses are an evil creation. But makeup is our friend." -- Rachel "Ok, you are officially on my "people I love" list." -- Koren "Hey, can you send over some motivated-to-do-homework cells?" -- Sarah "<strangled noise> Ohmigod, yes. Refer to earlier 'psycho-boy' posts... Slight lapses in judgment are a *bad* thing...." -- Sarah "Guy friends = good. Asking best guy friend you have a crush on to Prom = bad." -- Sarah "::snickers herself to death::" -- Koren "<sharpens Fic Prodder (new invention)> Gooooood...." -- Becca "All TPTB are rantable in their own unique ways." -- Becca "Agh! You're like some weird mind meld of me and Alex... eeek!" -- Koren "Um. Now I feel funny, like a giant ego walking around on legs." -- Ds "Call me a super-confused-born-to-late flower child, but the Beatles will always have a special place in my heart" -- Tamar "How OT can we get?" -- Tamar "Ds, dancing off to wreak havoc on other lists too, bwahaha!" "I don't know about anybody else here, but my hormones were working in overdrive! The minute Crichton stepped through that door wearing that uniform...yowza!" -- Liana "The PTB should be fair and give Aeryn (and us female viewers) Hunks of the Week as long as Crichton still gets his space babes." -- Liana "Down w/ makeup. And tall people." -- Jill "I'm NOT tall. Tall people worry me." -- Jill "If you are a Puritan (and I doubt you are) get out. Now. Yer not gonna like this one bit..." -- Grey Bard "Seriously, I think there's something in the water that makes people who get accepted to my school really, really tall." -- Becca "Her fingers clawing the air, trying desperately to dig herself out from the crushing weight, Donna suddenly breathes in her first gasp of air, after nearly drowning under e-mails.... 'I'm alive!' she screams. 'I'm alive!'" -- Donna
"Bad Dori, no biscuit." -- Dori

"now, if you excuse me, i have another 150 pages of the Iliad to get through tonight...more slicing and dicing, i'm sure." -- Jessi

"My friend Tammy just got her hair cut short, and her hair was longer than mine (mine's 15 inches long, yes, she and I measured). This also leaves me as the only one in our group with long hair. As soon as her hair hit the floor, I got this from everyone: 'Why don't you cut your hair, too?' Dammit, no! I look *BAD* with short hair! Get the point! I refuse to conform!" -- Natalie

"Ooh, much better than what I came up with. (What did I come up with: 'Let them debate it for me.')" -- Natalie

"This is me happily staying a Princess." -- Natalie

"but B/X is my bag (written more fic for this couple) just cause I don't think any other character on that show should be with the Buffster.. now... if Angel can just stay gone... I won't have to listen to broody-boy... man I wish someone just stake Dead-Boy" -- Stone Cold

"Oh, of *course*, how could I have been so naive to believe I had only gotten 25 messages from this list during the day yesterday? Thank you, Onelist, for depositing over a 100 missing messages in my mailbox after I had logged off at 8:30 last night..." -- Donna

"So my Muse popped up and started doing a victory dance. Based on that and the content of this thing, I am now officially forbidding her to watch any more Green Bay Packers games. <ow! I don't care! Jets or Rams, but no more cheeseheads!!>" -- Sarah

"Princess of Sap...with a minor in Cheese...." -- Sarah

"Open it. Click on the little flashing message. That's my knowledge of ICQ in a nutshell." -- Sarah

"who had to read at least 6 "SW mails" before she realized SW = star wars." -- Eris

"We all live in a yellow submarine..." -- Tamar

"As for days off and half days... we get off Oct 11 (good old Columbus, thanks for discovering a country we could screw up)." -- Tamar

"High heels are ingenious torture devices invented by men, who do not have to wear them" -- Becca

"It's always good when my shipper denial sets in, I come up with the best theories that don't violate the shipper bubble" -- Tamar

"I want to know what happens. I will do bad things if I do not find out what happens." -- Becca

"There was a lot of testosterone flying around in this ep" -- Susan on ABL

"Rachel is furious. Rachel is in a VERY bad mood. D'Argo's hyper-rage would be nothing compared to me if I let myself lose control right now." -- Rachel

"Jill, having your name on it is warning enough. <g> I knew someone had to die." -- Rachel on a Jillfic

"Wait, uh-oh. Did I get myself in trouble?! Gosh darnit Kim needs to learn how to keep her mouth shut on-line...wait, do I even have a mouth on-line?" -- Kim

"Oh dear princess of sap... how I love the sappiness of this story... oh mush... how I thrive on it.." -- Stone Cold

Natalie: "I think JillFic has warped me."
Rachel: "I haven't been warped yet. I came up with a way to save J&A in that one she wrote (where they're killed in front an audience) that worked quite nicely."

Kim: "Oh yeah, and :-P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ back."
Natalie: "Oh, so mature. <g>"
Rachel: "Thank you. <g> It's one of my best qualities."

Kim: "Separated at birth? From *you*?!"
Rachel: "Hey! <g> That is an example of what comes out of my sleep deprived mind."

Rachel: "I hate heels. Give me sneakers any day."
Natalie: "::looks down at the 3" heel boots she's still wearing:: I'm gonna crawl into my pain-for-the-sake-of-height corner..."

"I can just think they're gorgeous, I can drool, I can wish, but I'm not at all obsessed." -- Natalie

"Due South... that's the way I'm going, due south..." -- Jill

"Shippers are geniuses at coming up with explanations." -- Rachel

"<clapclapclapclapclap> You said it, Koren. Altogether now: We aren't hicks, really, we're not" -- Becca

"I'm not called the con-artist of the family for nothing." -- Rachel

"::peeks out from her hiding place:: You mean there's not going to be a mob of angry 'shippers after me who plan to make me eat Neelix's underwear and other horrible things?" -- Dani

"Life sucks. Then you come home on Fridays and watch Farscape" -- TJ

"Milk. It does a fanfic good" -- Cristin

"Now that I've put you all to sleep, I'm going to go." -- Sarah

"Hey, at least everyone knows what your name is and how to pronounce it. I always have to tell people "NO!! My name is not CHRISTINE!! Do you see an 'e'? Or an 'h'?? It's Cristin!! You know, like K-R-I-S-T-E-N. It's the *Irish* spelling."" -- Cristin

"Sorry for the rant, I'm in a very ranty mood..." --Cristin

Rachel: "The most exciting thing to happen all week here was a live chipmunk running around the living room."
Ds: "There are no live chipmunks in my neighborhood, because my cat has decided to become Hunter Goddess."

"Wow, I'm a downer <g> Good thing I'll be posting fluff!fic in a couple hours, huh?" -- Ds

"::Stepping off her Rant box::" -- Jo

"I say we all change our names to number codes" -- Ds

"Yay!!!! More things to buy with money I don't have!!!!!!!!!" -- Sarah

"hmmm. maybe in should forgo a name, and just begin signing 'that one alaskan chick'??" -- Jessi

"Despite a work schedule that would give even Volmaee the creebles, this vignette wouldn't let me sleep until I sat down and wrote it." -- Diana

"who survives solely on Farscape Fic and Spoilers" Eris's .sig

"I'd take Fic in German or Chinese if I had to!!....although translating may take a while so please don't." -- Eris

"I can have a casual show! I can, I tell you, I can! And no episode is gonna stop me, either!" -- Becca

Natalie: "Hm, a new way to keep yourself put while in starburst- tie yourself down like Rygel! I mean, I guess it beats bouncing around ala John and Aeryn, but for them to tie themselves down would decrease the shippiness, and we can't have that."
Anthony: "::shakes head:: COMPROMISE!! tie them together!"

"Weird thought, couldn't Rygel be considered just a scaled down, crabbier version of Jabba the Hutt?" -- Kathe

"And it looked like he swallowed something too! Jeez, the little guy took a chunk out of Aeryn's arm. Man, someone's gonna find there shower settings reset for ice water." -- Kathe

Daria: "Is there a silliness quota at Onelist? I think I just reached it..."
Jodie: "You've reached it, said hi and driven right on past it Dars"

"Picked out your straight jacket yet? Mine's black. My only complaint: it's getting hard to type with my nose." -- Tamar

Sarah: "It's the 24-hour Ben Browder Channel! Awesome!"
Natalie: "As long as I get to watch ABL when I need a Larraq fix. My VCR, my TV, after all..."
Sarah: "Oh, no problem. As long as you promise not to fastforward through the red jacket scenes. :)"
Natalie: "No. No. No. We slo-mo those!!!"

"You guys are completely insane. God, this is so entertaining! Keep it up." -- Rayne

Sarah: "There was something else, but I sure don't remember. Oh well."
Natalie: "I'm sure one of us will remember."

Tina: "Good luck with the report card and don't die. too many of us would miss you. another option to the report card is fake your death, move to Alaska and write home that you won't return till they reinstate the internetand never take it away from them."
Jessi: "i suppose, and the offical Alaskan resident, i can offer room and board to all people hoping to escape the wrath of the report card ;) must be willing to deal with hordes of hyper huskies and the occasional rampaging moose. bring your own bunny boots...hope it all works out, i think i could only squeeze so many of ya into my house <g>"
Cristin: "Hmm... Already hit a moose with the van... did quite a number.... The neighbors have 6 damn huskies that NEVER SHUT UP, and I live in WI and have the proper equipment... Yep, all set. When can I move in?? *g*"

"Reminder to self: Must add "Keeper of the KeeperList" to ... Keeper List. Oooy, my head hurts..." -- Sarah

"And don't ever apologize for something being long! The longer we're engrossed in reading it, the closer we are to new eps when we're done! (How's *that* for logic!)" -- Sarah

"Okay all I know about the Snow White question is that it had something to do about black hair and white skin sorry. But I have to say something about Snow White and the Seven Lazy Men. It might be that I'm just not a big fan of the movie but if you break into a filthy house owned by a bunch of little men I wouldn't stay, let alone clean for them, but that's just me. Another thing, if I was one of those little guys and I came home to find my house spotless (that I wouldn't mind), and some strange woman asleep in my and my life partners ( oh come on I think you get my drift ) beds, I would definetly call some form of police. But other than that movie and a couple of other I love Disney movies, heck I sing a song a day just to annoy my parents. Thanks for listening to me rant and rave about that grrrrrr classic." -- Rayne

"Serirously, another good one. Brought a wierd (and quite understanding) grin to my face that had my brother wondering if I hadn't finally gone insane. (Silly, brother. Of course I have. Then again I've got him hooked on Farscape now. Claudia Black conquers another american male! LOL)" -- Gray

"Considering my knowledge of Japanese is very poor and basically consists of useful catch words like baka and hentai among others, I'm not the one to be offering advice on grammar. Hell, I can barely do English grammar!" -- Kathe

"My brother took Japanese in high school, and the only things he learned were (I'm doing this phonetically so don't get mad at the spelling) "Neko o tabemas yo" which is "Let's eat the cat;" and he also learned "My house is ten feet away from the volcano" but I forget how to say that. Aren't public schools grand?" -- Corde

Natalie: "Know what? I went shopping, and I would have much rathered being at work..."
Gray: "Heat delirium! It must be! LOL."
Natalie: "Considering how much I *usually* worship at the feet of whoever created the mall, I'd say yes. But since it's like 30 frelling degrees outside, I'm figuring heat delirium just doesn't figure into it!"

"Actually, I just remember because I was a bit of a violent child, and I totally dug the "boppin' 'em on the head" part. I would sing it all the time, with hand motions, and yell the word 'boppin''. Scary? Yes." -- Corde, on her complete memorization of Little Bunny Foo Foo

"Okay, so I found the quote list from Becca's site (why were you guys hiding it from me? I'm LMAO over here!)" -- Corde

"Okay, I'll go back to drowning in RL now...sniff...tighten up my straitjacket for me, will you?...it appears to have come loose." -- Donna

"It was really funny, you guys. I think everyone needs to read it and laugh. Laugh, LAUGH, I COMMAND YOU!" -- Corde, on the Quote List

"I'm hoping my fic has converted properly. I followed the correct procedure, but you never know... Please let me know if any weird markings show up in the text. If any problems do arise, I'm going to bang my head against the wall." -- Jenny

"I have a theory about that. Shipper couples are like chocolate; you know you have had too much when your stomach hurts and you have cavities. Until then, it's all good." -- Corde

"<poking head up and looking around warily> Can I get off the floor now? Natalie, I was ROTFLMAO so much, my mom thought I was being attacked by my stuffed animals." -- Corde

"Boo Fox. Boooooo Fox. Oh wait, they have Xena. Yay Fox. Boo Fox. Yay Fox. I'm starting to feel a little schizophrenic." -- Corde

"And for the record, I can't see a Gateway box anymore without thinking 'Dead COW?'" -- Natalie

"Is it alright if I co-keep John's boots with my bestest friend and psycho twin Anna? We discussed it, and now that there are two dedicated snurchers on board Moya, Rygel and Chiana, she could use the back up." -- Theresa

"I'd crown you the Queen of Sillyfic, but I can't seem to get my hands free... Natalie stapled my straitjacket (with me in it) very securely to my computer chair. (i9m typing with my nose, you see...i nrealloy am, you should try it sometime--but close your e3yes or you'll get dizzy.) Now I'm being silly and it's time for me to go to bed." -- Donna

"Now, if you don't mind me, I have to go to Seattle, er... Command, and save the world...." -- Cristin

"First off, welcome to all the newbies. It's been so long since I've posted, that I couldn't even begin to list all of your names, but Hi!!!! It's a lot of fun around here, so don't be surprised if you get a lot of strange looks for laughing hysterically at your computer. (No, that's never happened to me.)" -- Jess

"How did I survive 12 years without learning this darn song? I blame this song for giving me all those lovely violent hand movements that currently populate my Driving School." -- Kathe on little Bunny Foo Foo

"I know a lot of strange and psychotic monkeys, frell I'm probably thier leader, and I just gotta say you guys are ranked up there." -- Rayne

"<Rachel collapses in front of computer> Quick, hand me some aspirin! <sigh> It's been one of those weeks. Of course any week that starts off with you finding out your history teacher used to work as a bouncer in Manhattan is bound to be weird." -- Rachel

"See what happens when finals approach and there's no Farscape on? My poor overworked mind has finally stopped working." -- Theresa

"Dude! I am like so pro at getting the lurkers to come out...I love lurkers, though. I really do. I love playing with their minds. <eg> Ooops. Was that me? <bg>" -- Kim

"My memory is like my muse at the moment. Gone!!" -- Jodie

"<snicker> Maybe I should repost the original Underpants Game email. Not that I still have it or anything...but I could rewrite it. Just so the newbies can partake in the glory of--um, ok, anyway. <g> It's clean, really, not hazardous to anyone's mental health...but if your mind is already damaged you might find it more amusing <eg> And if your mind is like mine you might fall right out of your chair. :)" -- Ds

"After just being around here for a few days, I've come to the conclusion that straight jackets aren't good enough for most of you. I think an injection of morphine would be much more effective!!!!" -- Mike (Hey, now...)

"It's hard to be on topic when your topic is temporarily off the air! And this is fun!!!" -- Ekiri

"<Natalie wrestles lucky special stick away from Muse> You will *not* be beating me with this thing. Do *you* wanna try writing this? Remember Dogma? Exactly. So stop it!"

"Now you're making me think of a kangaroo dressed up as Xena. I live in Australia, so these images of roos running around dressed up in Army uniforms firing missiles is a little scary." -- Aeryn

"Busted. <g> I am indeed a Due South fan, thank you kindly. Although I *do* like Vecchio, he just doesn't speak to me like Kowalski does. (Maybe it's because Kowalski says naughty things to me and gets my Mountie Muse to blush, but I could be wrong.)" -- Shrift

"It seems that my Crichton Muse and a RayK Muse don't get along because they're too much alike, both prone to stumbling over their words, making strange references and having someone totally not get it, and having their lives put in danger on a daily basis. "<sigh> Silly blond boy toys. They both want to be individuals. I keep telling 'em that one's a Chicago flatfoot with experimental hair, and the other's a rocket jockey lost in space with a doctorate in theoretical physics. But still, they bicker." -- Shrift

"Thanks! Glad you liked it. Gods, you don't wanna know what I came up with in GED class today... NO. I won't write. I WILL NOT WRITE! Sigh. I'm off to write." -- Corde

"Fudge. If all else fails and the world continues to go to Hell, there'll still be fudge on the table." -- from Katie's .sig

"I try to be serious, or at least I sometimes try to be funny, but when i reread it, it's not that funny. Next day I get replies with you nearly killed me with that. So now I sometimes add: WARNING: DO NOT USE FOODS OR DRINKS WHILE READING THIS." -- Leo

"Here's my standard greeting. Hi, I'm Ekiri. I'm on digest, so you won't be hearing much out of me. Want to know more? Read the archives, I'm tired." -- Ekiri

"...you see a headline, "Tabloid Stories Make Stars Mad," and shout, "That's TAVLEKS!" and your mom looks at you really weird and asks if you're okay. True story." -- Corde, adding to You Know You've Been Watching Too Much Farscape When...

Cristin: "*hands Corde a trophy* You've earned this dear. The "Queen of Long Titles for Any Fandom" Award. Congratulations!! *gives her a cookie, and throws some confetti."
Corde: "A hint of moisture appears in Corde's eye. "A trophy? For me? Wow. Um, I'd like to thank..." Aeryn smacks her upside the head. "Shut up." As Corde is falling to the floor, Aeryn puts the trophy on a shelf and eats the cookie."

"I'm extremely proud of the depths of my obsession." -- Natalie

"Yum! Thanks. Must eat the syrup, syrup is our friend... (This is Rachel. This is Rachel on sugar, no sleep, and too much silliness. Any questions?)" -- Rachel

"<singing> 'All I want for Christmas is my DRD, my DRD, see my DRD! Gee, if I could only have my DRD, then I could wish you "Merry Christmas!"'" -- Rachel

"I used to have Atari. Then it broke. It was a tragic day. And vinyl... my house is a graveyard for old vinyl." -- Katie

"Actually, it *used* to be good, but now it's just annoying. If I have to hear 'Drive Me Crazy,' 'I Want It That Way,' or 'Genie In A Bottle' one more time, I'm gonna be forced to blow up my TV. But then I wouldn't be able to watch Farscape. Nevermind. I'll just go sane or something." -- Katie

"I was never really much of a W/X shipper. He was too much of a doof. She could do soo much better. And she did! (Now if Oz would only get his furry but back.) 'Daniel Ozbourne, get your wolfy butt back in Sunnydale this instant!'" -- Siobhan

"<groan> I'm so starved for Farscape! I need a fix! I scared the band teacher and several flute players today when I started talking to Aeryn today. <g> Which is quite an accomplishment when you consider how crazy our band people are. (This is after seeing our tuba player jumping around screaming, 'It's naked time!'. Gotta love the brass.)" -- Rachel

"Anyway, he came over again today and when we were deciding what to do, he mentioned we could watch more Farscape. Then he said "Last night I went home and found myself thinking 'Gee, I wonder what's gonna happen...aw, hell.' I really didn't think you were gonna be able to hook me on this." Woo-hoo! I got him!" -- Sarah

"No, I haven't gone insane, I've been that for years, why do you ask??" -- Cristin

Donna: "Anyhoo, you can now return to your regularly scheduled program...."
Cristin: "Yes, because we're getting new episodes soon!!! YAAAAYYY!!!"

"Hey! I like flames! It's not my fault I have never gotten any. C'mon people, let's get some flames going here! Really! I want insults, bad words, language your mother told you never to use! FLAME ME! (Ooh, that sounds kinda bad...)" -- Corde

"Christmas is weird. What other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?" -- from Cristin's .sig

"I have a feeling they are messing with us. I'm telling you, it's Life Lesson #201: All PTB are inherently evil, no matter how nice they may seem." -- Natalie

"We are shippers, hear us roar!" -- Dani

"My S:AaB list was good at cranking out 330 pretty consistently, and that was in the middle of the week! The nights/day after the eps aired were *insane*. One time I got on to check my account, and the girl at the computer next to me told her friend "Oh! I have *15* new messages! It's that list I signed up for! That's too much, I've got to get off that." I laughed *really* hard..." -- Sarah

"Cordefics & the people who write them (on the next Oprah....sorry couldn't resist <g>)" -- Gray

"It's 3 AM and here I am replying to e-mail. It feels like it's last summer again..." -- Becca

"Okay, now I'm sick, too. :( So, I apologize if any of these make little to no sense, but hey. I just don't have the energy to reply to everything I usually would. Stop cheering." -- Sarah

"My Farscape muse is over here laughing so hard I think she just fell in the washing machine. (Hey! Out of there.) And if she doesn't get me ideas soon, she'll be out of a job! (ducks)" -- Ekiri

"I need to go peel my Sci-Fi muse off the basement floor. You see he . . . he . . . learned never ever to hit on a PK again." -- Ekiri

"Last week I was at school for one of my finals and I parked next to this car that had a sticker which read, "Kinky Little B****". I raised my eyebrows, I see the *strangest* stickers at TCC. I immediately thought of our little Chia and her, "Are you all kinkoid?" line. I have to admit, the girl makes me giggle. When I left my final I passed the car again and took another look, this time I got close enough to read it *correctly* and it said "Skinny Little B****". Defintely not as much fun as my Farscaped induced reading." -- Kathe

"Okay, that's from my brother. He's a philosophy major, and last night at dinner he sat for three hours trying to convince us that the spoon he was holding wasn't there. Then he asked what would happen if he named it something differently, so I named it albert. Then my dad, who was a counseling/sociology major, trounced all over my brother's little argument. 'The thing is and always was, changing the lable from spoon to albert changes the thing not a bit.' My brother didn't have an answer to that, so dinner was over then. The eventual outcome was that from now on, all spoons in my house are named albert. I put little lables on the silverware tray in the drawer: knives, big forks, little forks, alberts, serving alberts, chopsticks." --Corde

"btw, I think your brother has watched The Matrix a few times too many. 'There is no spoon...'" -- Sarah

"I don't need kids. I want never to stop being one. " -- Corde

"k! i figured it out! earlier today i was at the quotes list, and saw my quote bout John and his hair gell, so i was thinking bout it--my hand's in this nasty old hard cast, and it hurts really bad, so i'm on pain killers, and they just may, MAY have contributed to this whole train of thought thing...oh, yeah, back to the hair gell thing. I'ts Rygel's spit!!! really! that's the only logical explanation (well, either that or the whole moya'sby-product thing...but the rygel one is sooo much better!)" -- Jessi

"Jessie dearest, sleep the drugs off before you check your mail." -- Siobhan

"'Bother' said the Borg, 'we've assimilated Pooh'" -- from Tamy's .sig

"First I have to say that this needs to go on the quote list. Becca? You hear me? Next, I need to say that I nearly required a trip to the emergency room for this, because I laughed and fell out of my chair and hit my head on the table and then the table fell on me and it just wasn't good. And the whole time my brother was standing in the doorway watching, and all he said as i was groaning under the table was, 'That'll leave a mark.'" -- Corde

"ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!!! I think I just trmatized one off my cats, cause as i was reading your lil story, I sorta feel backward out of my cahir and landed right next to one of them. Do any of you, by any chance, know how to get a hissing cat off the top of a computer moniter with getting clawed to death?" -- Rachel S

Leo: "OKay, the rest I forgot..... next week no farscape....ugh I hate that."
Sarah: "You are *so* hooked."

"I fly back on the first (yes, you read that right), but since we don't leave until noon California time, I'm assuming that all of the planes that are going to fall out of the sky will have done so by then, and they'll make the necessary cancellations." -- Sarah

"Sarah, who waves grandly and skips off into the sunset, which would really be a wonderful image if she wasn't dragging a large suitcase and carrying a backpack that seems to be alternately convulsing and swearing muffled Farscape-words...." -- Sarah

Natalie: "I told you, sickness it net communicable! And I'm not cheering, I'm passing around masks so the sickness doesn't spread. I just got better!"
Ekiri: "Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term "computer virus". {:)"

"<laugh> <cough> <choke> <Heimlich> Hehehehehehe!!!" -- Becca

"Is it surreal? Or is it Memorex?" -- James

"I was watching it with my boyfriend (who is a 'scaper), and everytime the Promo would cut to the J/C kiss, he'd roll up into a ball, gibbering. And he claims he's not a shipper!" -- Samantha

"I'm sorry I complained about the lack of winter-like weather. Little did I know how good I have it. I do not take well to cold, and do not want the temperature to drop like it is where you poor saps live! ::Ducks incomong objects:: Ow! OK who threw the frying pan?!" -- Siobhan

"See... Shipper Brain is Contagious!! It's a disease!! It spreads from fandom to fandom, converting us, making us loose even more brain memory to desperately thinking about ways to get people into bed!!! Evil!! Evil!! I like.... *eg*" -- Cristin

Daria: "Did you kick the evil FinalsDemon's butt?"
Becca: Its butteth wast kickethed. Me likes my final scores... :)"

"Hmm. Would a Sebacean get the flu? How would an alien's system react to a virus, germs, injury, yadayada? We haven't really seen enough illness in the Farscape universe to judge, I don't think. (Sure, we've seen plenty of illness on this list, ie, basic and more elevated forms of insanity...but this list doesn't count. Unless some of you are aliens...which is plausible, I suppose--actually, that's a very reasonable explanation--um, someone stop me before I start rocking, whimpering, and muttering "Aliens! They're *all* aliens!" At least stop me before I start questioning my own human identity... Damn, too late. Thanks a lot, guys!)" -- Ds

"I'd have a better answer if Christmas music hadn't melted my mind. Has anyone else noticed that lovely affect? About the four hundredth time I heard Rudolph, my mind began to liquify..." -- Ds

"I knew there was a reason I had tons of Christmas candy, pizza, and soda yesterday in school. It was so I could torture myself today with a sugar headache. Just shoot me now. But if you do that I'll miss the new eps. Frell. Where's the Tylenol?" -- Rachel

"I'm loved, wanted, popular, <kick> conscious! (Now that I've mutilated Rygel's line let's move on.)" -- Rachel

"Oh great. You just threw my mind back to, Chewie in a pink disco suit." -- Siobhan

"Hey, People, I just spent two hours reading your silly little quotes, give me a break here, okay?" -- Corde

"OK, yeah, so I typed my name into to see what you guys had said about me while I was gone. So I'm curious. And suspicious. And have an ego the size of Manhattan." -- Becca

Becca: "<grabs pillow in the shape of a unicorn and brandishes it with the horn pointing out as if it were a sword>"
Rachel: "<picks up pillow as a shield and holds bear out feetfirst> En garde!!"
Becca: "So THAT'S where they all went! I was wondering why I couldn't squeeze out more than a sentence on anything I was working on... (No. None of it is Farscape. Not exactly. <pause> <eyes dart around> Put DOWN the Fic Prodder, Rachel!!!)"
Rachel: "<grins evilly> Would I do that? <starts zapping Becca with little electric gun a la R2D2 in Return of the Jedi> Finish fic!!!"
Corde: "Rach? You have a Fic Prodder? Is it anything like a cattle prod? *Bongo eyes me warily.*"
Rachel: "Yup. You like it? Everyone on the list has given me so many lovely torture devices to use on the hapless writers. <Aeryn, put the painsticks down!> *ahem* Ignore the Iron Maiden over there though. It's just a trophy. Really. <eg>"
Becca: "Oh, really? <starts backing away from Rachel>"
Rachel: "<gives wide-eyed innocent look> I'd never use it. Scout' honor. <hides crossed fingers behind back>"
Becca: "<starts running away>"
Cristin: "*glances at the two of them* Hey! No Iron Maidens in The Institute! You have to take them outside into the garden!! See... It's right here. Rule Number 8,945: "All uses of medieval torture devices shall be restricted to the rose garden. Any violations of such rule will result in the taking away of such device." See!! Out to the Rose Garden!! Both of you!! *pushes them out the door*"
Becca: "But I don't *want* to be near the Iron Maiden!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!!! <screeches and runs back into the institute>"
Rachel: "<Rachel gives up torturing Becca mostly cause her arms are getting tired of dragging that Iron Maiden behind her> All right, truce. <hides painstick behind back>"
Becca: "<holds own painstick out in front of her, assuming swordfighting stance> Avant guard! Hold on..."

Natalie: "And Rachel? He wants to know how you got your ferret's head out of the vacuum."
Rachel: "Step 1) turn off the vacuum. Step 2) pull. Step 3) go bandage your bleeding fingers and pull enraged ferret off of bookshelf."

"Please leave all semblance of sanity at the door." -- Rachel

"*bounds around* I'm doing the snipping dance... Put your right hand, take your right hand out, put your right hand in, and type out lots of words... Press the delete button, and then you find, you'll do the snipping dance! WOO! Come on, do it with me!! A little bit of snipping in my life... a little bit of typing by my side... a little bit of water in my glass... I'm set to do the snipping dance! LA LA LA LA LA...." -- Cristin after having had way too much sugar

"<Corde goes off in search of the Manheim Steamroller Christmas album, which is the ONLY good mix that exists, and finds that her brother has taken it to college and LOST it, so she is forced to slit his throat with Canadian Brass Christmas in retribution. And I spelled that wrong too.>"

"To quote Sarah, who was quoted on the quotelist, 'Why am I on here so much?'" -- Corde

"I've gotten that too, along with the evil glares and the crossing themselves and the backing away from me and the 'Well you're going to hell.' (To which I cheerfully reply, 'Driving the bus next Tuesday, and YOU'RE on my list!')" -- Corde

"Oh, God. As if it wasn't bad enough that she put up the thing about how I have to stop talking about John in his underwear, she found the Ben in tights song! And Becca, if you put this quote up there, I swear, I'm sending Sarah's muse after you, armed with my muse's lucky special stick!!!!!" -- Natalie <Becca whistles innocently>

"Holy lord! How many of those had to do with John in his underwear or Ben in tights? What am I up to, 6 or 7 underwear quotes now?" -- Natalie

"I got a magnetic alien doll for Christmas. Like a paper doll only magnetic. But anyway, it comes with underwear, and all I could think about was Crichton's calvins. <sigh> See what you people have done to my young, highly impressionable mind?" -- Ekiri

"*starting to scream* WHAT ARE YOU ALL QUOTING????????" -- Cristin

"Cristin: Woman of Mystery Cristin Anne: Woman of Obsession Lady Sorka: Woman of Introspection Who are you talking to today?"

"Captain Hook was my hero, man." -- Becca

"I know I'm crazy it's part of my charm. That and I'm trying to use it as a tax write off. Anyways if I wasn't crazy I'd be normal and I don't know if I could handle that." -- Rayne

Natalie: "I have the sneaking suspiscion that our very own Becca is a quote sadist."
Becca: "A quote sadist? Little ol' *moi*? Why, yes... <eg>"

Becca: "Oooh! LARRAQ in a pink disco suit!! <chuckles evilly>"
Natalie: "No! I'd much rather visualize him in something along the lines of a speedo... Oh, <drool>..."

"Since I know Becca's copying and pasting anything I say remotedly related to underwear and/or the male form altogether, I might as well get some good ones on there... <eg>" -- Natalie

"How about Rygel in a pink disco suit! " -- Rachel

"I can just see us... In our multi-coloured Shipper Issued Strait-jackets going up and begging to know the details of their sex-lives, and then fainting from joy when they *touch* each other." -- Cristin

"Becca, wishing she lived in a particular suburb of LA so she could badger her parents into voting for Jerry Doyle for Congress..."
Kathe: "Ahhhhh!!! Wouldn't that be too cool? 'Hi, my congressman is Mr. Garabaldi.' Oh, and then he could bring Londo AND G'Kar to the Capital with him. The lobbyists would have a field day with Londo and G'Kar could wax philosophical and beat some sense into the heads of certain members of our House and Senate.
"*excuse Kathe while she has visions of Babylon 5 characters taking over the government*"

Kathe: "Nah, keep him in leather. *swoons* Leather is good, leather is fine, leather is damn sexy."
Becca: "Leather speedos?"

"First we're talking Rygel in his undies, then Rygel in a pink disco suit... Will this ever end? "(Becca, don't you dare!)" -- Natalie (Dare what? <eg>)

"Kim is a very forgiving person. She forgives all. <beg> If you believe that, I have a...never mind." -- Kim

"Witness the wonder of NatalieLogic." -- Nat

Natalie: "Compromise? How bout a leather speedo? Works for me! <drool>"
Cristin: "Ooh... real leather shrinks when wet... will this do that too????"

"Anyway, uh, yeah. Not that that had anything to do with anything, but I needed to babble. I'm OK now." -- Becca

"Actually, I haven't really been thinking about FS, much less the J/Chia kiss (OK, you know what? That made me think Janway/Chakotay to Janeway/Chia, and that's just *NOT* something I need in my head right now. Ew, ew, ew. EW!!!)."-- Becca

Kim: "I am merciless. (Which makes no sense considering I gave in and wrote my fic and then proceded to melt and give you all 4 parts in a small period of time. Why did I do that? I should have made you guys wait longer...)"
Becca: "Oh, but you got Feedback Rewards when you sent it! And because of that, you're gonna send *all* of your ensuing fics *at the same time*, RIGHT?"
Kim: "::mesmerized by Becca's nodding head:: Whoa. You *almost* convinced *me*!"

"Nothing like a little brawl to clear the air. (I'm Irish. I love a good fight. <g>) I think we can attribute this to lack of FS and tension from all the spoilers TPTB have dropped. Maybe they're doing a study on how far this can go before the fans snap. <shrug>" -- Rachel

"After the disco convo we've had, all I can see is Rygel in a leather speedo." -- Rachel

"Subject: OnT: Chia's color OT: most everything else (including Earth 2, fic torture, maybe a few other things...don't really remember, since I'm totally whacked out on eggnog and four hours' sleep (thank you, Mom, for not reminding me I had to get up early today...)...uh, yeah. Anyway.)" -- Becca

"Uh...yeah. I've now got that image combined with whoever mentioned Rygel in leather speedos...so the speedos under the disco suit. *AUGH*!!!!" -- Becca

Rachel: "<falls down on floor dazed and then knocks Becca's feet out from under her using a really fluffy pillow>"
Becca: "<falls down, knocking her head--not that it does anything, seeing as I'm far crazier than would be possible from a minor bump to the head--and quickly cralws over to Rachel, the Teddy Bear of Attack held tightly in her hands>"
Rachel: "<leaps over various pillows, grabs Rabbit of Death, and turns to face Becca>"

"I snapped a long, long, long time ago. I think it was pre-natal *g*" -- Cristin

"Blame Aeryn. She stole my fireworks and is off harassing John." -- Leo

"The Gutter is my Home. Care to visit?" -- Leo

Leo: "Uhmm, what will you guys do if I manage to get Aeryn killed? *already hides underneath her bed*"
Becca: "We're used to Aeryn and/or John getting killed. Jill is a member of this list, after all."

"Dammit! Fine! UNDERWEAR UNDERWEAR UNDERWEAR! Happy?!" -- Natalie

"Hm... You know, I'd much rather train my toaster-turned-DRD to tend bar, but hey, whatever floats your boat..." -- Natalie

"Squick! Bad Rachel! Don't bring up that image! No soup for you! "<Natalie desperately tries to remove said image from mind by remembering the image of Larraq in a leather speedo>"

"But what if your two little toys boats are in love?? Does that make you a ship shipper??" -- Cristin

"Valentine's fic is fuuuuuuuun... <G> hmmm...John introducing Aeryn to the holiday... John: 'Aeryn? Here. It's a Valentine's Day gift. I figured you wouldn't care much for flowers or candy, so I got you some spare parts for your pulse rifle.' Aeryn: 'Crichton, you're so sweet!' <throws arms around him>" -- Becca

Becca: "*You* started it, hon. Not me. I'm completely innocent. Well, in that instance, at any rate. <G>"
Kim: "No you aren't. You're never completely innocent. If there's a scheme around, you're most likely in it or supporting it. <g> And I did not start this one!!"
Becca: "Oh, sure, only if you ignore you and Rachel's little :P~~~ thread, and Bongo's exploits, and...and...come on, guys, help me remember what schemes I wasn't a part of!"

"I've got the Magic Red Button That Lets You Take Over Small Countries For Evil Purposes, Provided That It Serves The Plot And The Hero Can Come Riding In To Rescue The Damsel In Distress!" -- Becca

Becca: "If there's not a countdown, I'll forget, and then I'll have to punch myself in the face, and that'll cause me to have to get plastic surgery, and that will cost money, which will deplete my college fund, and I'll end up working at McDonald's for lack of education! Whoa, my whole future could go down the drain if I miss one episode of Farscape. <G>"
Kim: "No we're not melodramatic at all!! <g>"
Becca: "Of course not. If that was a melodrama, a divorce, a death, and an illegal child would've been invovled."

"<scream of equal parts rage and joy echoes through the list> THEY CAME BACK!!! And at ONE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!!!! Grrr... Anyway, this is the "awww" fic that was promised sometime back in, like, September. It only took one more depressing fic and three months for me to get around to it. <G> It's all sap. Completely. Not a bone of plot or conflict or anything in here. Pure feel-good mush. This ought to get Kim and Rachel off my back. WON'T IT, GUYS? <eg> "OK, now that my intro is sufficiently longer than the fic itself, I think I'll let y'all read it. <G>" -- Becca

"Oooh, Kim gets to pillage and plunder..." -- Kim

"My Muse came out of the carry-on swinging, but quickly disappeared to the beach. I *ahem* encouraged her to return to the frozen tundra of Iowa (yeah, so it's an uncharacteristically warm 40 degrees) by drugging her last margarita and dragging her off the sand. She ain't gonna be too happy when she wakes up. Maybe I won't let her out for a bit...." -- Sarah

"My heart actually stopped when I saw the word PREGNANT. And you're all gonna tell me that it's not possible to be alive after your heart has stopped, but I'm telling ya, it happened." -- Eris

"Yeah, well...hmm. My point just went AWOL. Darn." -- Becca

"And people ask why I don't want a full-time job. <snort> Because I have to keep up with the Farscape fandom! Duh...." -- Sarah

"Me - My first full ep was The Flax. Now I'm here. I'll save the space and let everyone draw their own natural conclusions from that one." -- Sarah

"::with a sweet smile:: Don't worry, I'm sending Bongo right over. He'll "interact" with you. And my other personality, codename 'Aeryn' is coming over too. She'll cure you REAL fast." -- Corde (Okay, yeah, in-joke, but oh well.)

"I also always assumed that our wonderful fic writers here were exaggerating a bit when they spoke of killer muses, but given the insanity level on this list, if they say they saw it, I'm not gonna argue with them." -- Eris

Becca: "b.) my parents wouldn't let me go even if there was one here, and there's no *way* they're gonna let me travel even to the nearest non-TN con-favorable city (Atlanta)."
Sarah: "Tell them you'd be in the company of all kinds of wonderfully responsible adults. Just don't let them see the quote list.... ;)
'Like that one! She'll be there! Oh...oops...umm... Okay, how about - no... Ummm... Gimme a minute, I'm sure I can find *someone*...'"

Kim: "Yeah, what are these costume people doing? They're job is to show Ben's bod off. I mean, yeah the whole PK uniform deal is fun, but we wanna see Ben in some nice tight clothes.
Natalie: "Leather speedo?
"(And yes, I do realize that at this point, I'm just egging Becca on. What the hell, I can be the Hap of the F-S list...)

"Oh, I can just imagine meeting the Farscape cast and crew someday for some reason: 'Hi, I'm Natalie. Yeah, I'm the underwear girl. I'm really not a freak.'" -- Natalie

"Can I *help* it that my mind is twisted, perverted, warped, bent and generally evil?" -- Kathe

"But anyway, I had a great Christmas/New Year...my fave part of the season was prolly running outside in bare feet to sing REM's End of the World at 11:55pm, 12/31/99 and then thinking the world really *was* ending because my town started the fireworks at the exact second that we finished singing...<sigh> It was great." -- Ds

"Linear, rational thought is a good thing. Take it while you can get it." -- Sarah

James: "Muses and fan fic characters talking to you?"
Sarah: "Hey, it's a lot safer explanation than "I was driving down the road and suddenly I got this idea for a story based on a tv show that seems to have dominated my life lately, as well as the on-line fandom surrounding it (but I'm a perfectly normal person, really truly I am), so I almost drove off the road and then I was obsessed for hours trying to write it down, and really there was no reason for it other than my own demented psyche.
"Somehow that sounds a bit worse than 'I have an evil, sadistic Muse that inspires me and forces to do it.' Kind of the voices-in-my-head insanity plea versus I-knew-exactly-what-I-was-doing-and-that-it-was-a-bit-nutso-but-I-did-it-anyway approach. That's my perspective, at least.
"And besides, she'd hurt me if I claimed all the credit for myself."

"Just as long as it doesn't shoot flaming Pop-Tarts across the kitchen... An acquaintance of mine has had that happen. It came up during a discussion of the Evil Alliance of Appliances, led mainly by toasters and copy machines." -- Sarah

"The Flax John: Slicker 'n snot.
"Underpants version Um... no, I'm not going there." -- Corde

"Onelist has lost its positronic mind." -- Ekiri

Koren: "0x0 does *NOT* equal 0."
Becca: "It *doesn't*?!? WHY THE HELL NOT?!?!?!?"
Koren: ::Goes to dig out her old Calculus book::...Hang on... Ok, my bad. 0x0 *does* equal 0... it's 0*divided* by 0 that doesn't."
Becca: "Oh, now that just changes everything."

"I had a clue and it went buh-bye." -- Kim

"Now picturing a roach carrying a ray gun and a tube of super glue." -- Rachel

"Oh yes. No motivation huh? I can fix that, just ask Becca. <eg> <readies fic prodder> I can nicely encourage any fic writer who has lost their way. And it's free!! "DISCLAIMER: Any body parts lost in said encouragement are not the fault of fic monster. You will be properly reimbursed for them of course, but suing will only result in less pleasent torture. Thank you and have a nice day!" -- Rachel

"See, I can be evil and sadistic, too..." -- Sarah

"And my mom wonders why I started laughing hysterically when I walked into the kitchen and saw a bunch of bananas." -- Rachel

"<sni->Frelling cheap scissors! <snip>" -- Ekiri

"What would the list be like without Natalie and her underwear comments?" -- Rachel (And without me archiving each and every one? <G>)


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